You give that baby anything she wants
13.03.2026 21:17
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You give that baby anything she wants
The Pi Day sale is on now!! Grab any of my three ebooks for just $3.14 each this weekend only!!
Two sets of silver stitch markers, one pair with wings and one with rainbows
I may not have the wings keychain but I did get wings stitch markers today
@geoduck.bsky.social your mom has a fandom
Oh thank Frances, it’s not one of my groups. I was ready to burn some shit down
Remember when I joked about AI being a fascist tool?
I wasn't actually joking.
Run? Are you kidding me? The only thing I run are pantyhose
Barron Trump looks like Gru
EEEEEEEE
real talk if Todd comes to the major metropolitan area just to the south of you and I can find someone to come with me I will be seeing you frfr no cap
ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THIS BULLSHIT!!
SO THEY ARE NOW READILY ADMITTING THEY BLEW THE FUCK OUT OF A COUNTRY WE WERE NOT AT WAR WITH FOR NO GODDAMNED REASON!!
HOW ARE THESE DICK-FACED ASSHOLE SUCKING STRINGS OF ROTTED DONKEY CUM NOT FACING INTERNATIONAL WAR CRIME CHARGES!
I think Americans, blessed with relatively stable government for a long time, assume there is someone, some adult, who will step in and make things right before the President does anything REALLY bad.
There’s not.
I was so excited
Also I tried to crochet today and now my hand is in a brace
I’ve been planning to go to a fiber festival tomorrow for WEEKS and now it looks like I can’t/shouldn’t go.
The government is asking for public comments on whether banks should be able to deny you from buying legal goods at their own whim (i.e. how they're cracking down on art)
Tell them you don't want to be told how to spend your money
www.federalreserve.gov/apps/proposa...
This was the White House's war plan:
Day #1 : Bomb
Day #2: Iran becomes a white Christian nationalist country
Day #3: Free gas
Day 4: Kid Rock concert/UFC fight broadcast from Tehran
So far, things are a bit off track
You are oxygen Highly reactive but good i need it to breathe
I let my students turn in their papers one class period late if they write me haikus about elements from the periodic table and I love this one so much, it reminds me of people I’ve dated ☠️☠️
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The words “Pi Day Sale” and “3.14” superimposed over a background of pi symbols. The cover of the book is also superimposed featuring two men in blue suits holding hands
Get ready for a mathematically amazing deal! This Pi Day weekend, pick up an ebook copy of Plus One for only $3.14! It’s available wherever ebooks are sold. Reposts coveted! #mmromancesky #romancesky #signalboost #smutsky #booksky #writesky
Love y’all! 🦊💛
Personal attack of the day
I think a lot of smart and/or competent people have real trouble wrapping their heads around the idea that sometimes the answer to: Why are they doing that? is simply that the person in question is a cheese-brained dipshit who has bern promoted far beyond their level of competence.
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- The Pact
- Plus One
- WWMO
- Healing
- Whickber Street
Thankfully @gleafer.bsky.social * was like, “hell naur” and rushed to my defense with a counterattack
*whom I’ve only ever barely brushed up against in this fandom for some reason - hi, Gleafer! Thank you for being my subconscious’ white knight 🥹
Just woke up from a dream where Rachel Reid and Casey McQuinton were taunting me - and chasing me with horseflies?
But yeah, that’s how my anxiety and inferiority dreams are going
Hey @draft2digital.bsky.social, I can’t get a response from support so I’m trying this. Amazon doesn’t seem to have my ebook listed, although they’re selling the print version. Also I JUST found out the cover of the print version is wrong. Release was Monday. Can someone please help me?
1) the way the bonus baby gets SO EXCITED when he sees me
2) the way my kids talk to me about Big Things
3) sweet tea, the true nectar of the gods