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Steve Patterson

@patterdad

I am dad to two daughters. Husband to one wife. Host to one long-running comedy show called The Debaters. Have jokes. Will travel.

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Nice! (though i would have voted for you)

06.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œExpensive mediocrity” is a great name for a sketch troupe. A beginning sketch troupe that charges too much.

06.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ford is getting more deranged by the day. If he keeps this up he’s going to become President of America.

06.03.2026 13:02 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Obviously I would have preferred a different outcome in the gold medal game. But I’m happy to see these amazing women athletes, wherever they’re from, selling out big arenas.

05.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Canada currently leading Philadelphia in an exhibition baseball game. It’s a start.

04.03.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
02.03.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

they might not even hear it until later today.

02.03.2026 13:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just accidentally typed today’s date as β€œMach 2”. So i’m hoping it goes by very quickly.

02.03.2026 12:00 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Friday I'm In Love (Live From Glastonbury) by Olivia Rodrigo & Robert Smith on AppleΒ Music Song Β· 2025 Β· Duration 4:07

Drove 12 year old daughter and her friends home from school today. Listening to Olivia Rodrigo songs. Said, β€œI’m going to play you a song I like about Fridays by a band called β€œThe Cure”. Found this. Think I manifested it. music.apple.com/ca/album/fri...

28.02.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning. Is he still talking?

25.02.2026 10:56 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I KNEW it. Even though you’re not much older than me.

24.02.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

looks like @brittlestar.com nailed it again. I wish he was MY dad.

24.02.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus. I guarantee those replies are from men an/ or manbots with the athletic ability of a cabbage. And the intellect of whatever is below that.

24.02.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it is so cold in Toronto I saw a group of teenagers on their way to school who looked like they were seriously considering wearing gloves, toques or at least zipping up their coats.

24.02.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dear Canadian Catholics at mass right now,
Putting in a word with the Canadian hockey god, Gord, please.
Good talk.

22.02.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Next goal fairly big now. #Olympics #CanadavsUSA #overtime #ICEbutinagoodway

22.02.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Currently watching my second full curling match today, which is two more than I’ve watched in my previous 54 years. That’s the magic of the Olympics. #GoCanadaGo #curlCanadacurl #hurry! #off!#anothercurlingterm

21.02.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Early tomorrow morning (8am Eastern, 5am Pacific) Canadians all across the country will be called upon to do what we do best: take advantage of bars opening early to drink beer/Caesars while watching hockey). #GoCanadaGo

21.02.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Currently watching Canadian women’s bronze medal curling against U.S. I am as emotionally invested as Canada/U.S. hockey. #GoCanadaGo #curlCanadacurl
P.S. Hockey players should also be mic’d up

21.02.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Visitor outside the window this morning. I don’t speak bird but I’m pretty sure I heard him chirp this weather in Toronto is β€œsome bullshit”

19.02.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The team France Olympic hockey uniforms are pretty cool. Just the country name underlined several times. Although the arms look like the Epstein files after Bondi has been through them.

15.02.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My 6 year old just asked if I’d like a beer while I was preparing dinner. I know she’s just angling for me to get her a car on her 16th birthday. Still, I’m enjoying the beer.

14.02.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This makes me happy. And the muppet in the middle is so life like!

14.02.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the Olympic sport I want to see: 4 person stepluge

13.02.2026 12:39 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Toronto weather update: It is now possible for male brass monkeys to go outside without experiencing gender change.

10.02.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œStop typing so loud! I’m trying to nap here!”

09.02.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was too busy to post this prediction on here yesterday. I’ll take Seattle by 16.

09.02.2026 15:26 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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morning rush hour in Vancouver.

05.02.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

And yes I realize mine looks like β€œit as was” also.

04.02.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

that looks like it as was written by AI. seriously.

04.02.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0