I can’t believe his fist was made of actual iron
01.03.2026 03:09
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I can’t believe his fist was made of actual iron
it appears to be my fate
Advise without doing while your octogenarian parents set up a Yubikey, I dare you
It’s not the heat, it’s the stupidity
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/06/a...
yup, just checked, and today is January 78th
Where my iOS developers-for-hire at?
Cowards. Every single one of them. Spineless, can't-prioritize, self-serving cowards.
A25 logo depicting the scales of justice on either side of a handshake encompassing a document, presumably the US Constitution, out of which grows a tree
Who made this
Who are AI notes even for, if they won’t correct that to whom
Does anyone have a copy of the Antifa brand guidelines or know where I can find one?
Be more or less serious
The song that broke the timeline. Merging bluegrass, rap, religion, trains, magical thinking, global awareness, pianos, vocal fry, sick bass lines, and simple good will, Billy Joel’s 1973 cut “Travelin’ Prayer” endures as a musical record of the moment our universe was destroyed
youtu.be/Pj05s_Pzz88
Please, they can eat cake
I just want to get home to my family, but Obama has other plans
Thanks Obama
Follow this account for more earnest posts you can scoff at™️
I didn’t feel like I had a solid enough understanding of the shutdown, so I did a lot of reading and ignored the news. Net net: POTUS genuinely and resolutely cares more about scapegoating Dems than he cares about serving America. Compromise talks are afoot; POTUS holds out for violence.
CHECK YOUR KID’S CANDY!!
I just found an asteroid headed straight toward Earth in my kid’s Charleston Chew
He's demolishing everything. His destroying the literal White House is dramatic, but shouldn't come as a surprise. When are his apologists going to wake up?
I am of course talking about the football
That was amazing try, a real Hail Mary, fun to watch even in failure.
I guess if athlete’s foot is bad despite sounding good then athlete’s dick is probably not what it’s cracked up to be then is it sweetheart
Advisory if you’re flying out of PIT today: There are four PreCheck lanes and every one is full of people who have never flown before.
Free speech, that’s what we’re down to talking about, but only sorta… because: free speech :/
You can’t beat entropy
Threatening? More like offering.
Arsonist firefighter and community whose homes he set ablaze agree to terms for the fire's partial extinguishment
Puppy farts. Why did it have to be puppy farts.
Can I uninstall Liquid Glass
