Towelie (@towelieban) — bluesky.baby

I read this in Morgan Freeman’s voice. I assume everyone does, right?

22.02.2026 15:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I was trying to be nice…

09.02.2026 03:26 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I maintain the Seattle Punter deserves MVP

09.02.2026 03:19 👍 1248 🔁 86 💬 22 📌 4

After being obnoxious for the last 2 weeks!

09.02.2026 03:24 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nah. They can go to hell.
Especially Kraft. Complete creep.

09.02.2026 02:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I refuse to like your message
(I really hope you’re right)

09.02.2026 02:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

IN THIS ECONOMY?!

09.02.2026 02:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who?

09.02.2026 01:34 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🔥🔥🔥

09.02.2026 01:33 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Feels like a music video. Really 🔥

09.02.2026 01:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did he have a Pats hat?

09.02.2026 00:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I guess it’s your fault?

09.02.2026 00:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I thought he’d threaten invasion of Canada by now…

02.02.2026 02:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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02.02.2026 01:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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My fandom summed up:

01.02.2026 15:14 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

President Trump says he wants to drive housing prices up, not down Amid growing affordability concerns across the nation, President Trump said he is looking to drive housing prices further up, not down.

Also, Trump wants home prices up not down. So….

www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

31.01.2026 21:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He may need to threaten invading Canada. A military strike in Iran isn’t big enough.

30.01.2026 22:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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Waiting for Woody to be found in the Epstein files like…

30.01.2026 22:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Or fire them into the sun!

30.01.2026 21:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A heart attack

28.01.2026 20:40 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hate the jets.

27.01.2026 20:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hate the Jets so much. But I love this for Sam!

Probably the closest NYJ fans will ever feel to a SB!

26.01.2026 03:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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26.01.2026 02:56 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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26.01.2026 02:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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26.01.2026 02:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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26.01.2026 00:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lock that fucker up

25.01.2026 23:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can’t imagine the Jets ever having this sort of luck.

25.01.2026 23:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don’t do this. We need Seahawks

25.01.2026 22:57 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

High school football is more likely to have an exciting play.

25.01.2026 22:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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