Liz 🙃

Maintenence supervisor 😄

I kwym 😖

You want to cause some drama? When someone spray paints I ❤️ someone's initials or their name. Spray paint next to it "me too" 🤣

Well heck, I just made a new fur friend. A very loving and excited 2-year-old Rottweiler who wouldn't let me pet her she really wanted to lick my hand. I'm thinking she was smelling my perfume.

I also don't wear dresses so this is going to be a huge difference. Especially if I'm leaning into the Retro aesthetic with the proper underpinnings And giving the dress a little flare at the bottom

I have exactly two pairs of flats that would work with these dresses. And they're both in storage somewhere. 🧐

Before I say this, I just want to mention that no I haven't been kidnapped.
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I bought 3 swing dresses from Unique Vintage. 🫣😁

Because I'm going to make all these plans and ideas in my head and then once I get home I'm going to be like "I don't want to do it." So I need one of my lady friends to kick my ass into doing it, because once I do it I'll be glad that I did it. It's the getting started part...

I need one of my high-femme lady friends to meet me at home and be like "hey. you made all these plans about how you want to look and dress while home on vacation, and I'm here to make sure you do it. so start doing it. I'm not leaving till you do it. Now what do you have to eat, I'm hungry"

I might attempt trying to wear leggings. 🤔
But if I look like a busted can of biscuits, I'm going back to wearing the burlap sack. 🫣🤣

I'll throw on some depends it'll be fine

As if the rompers weren't bad enough, yesterday I bought a denim jumpsuit. 🫣
I apparently really want to make sure I never use the bathroom while out and about. 🤣

For reference: longer skirts because I'm an old. 🤪

I'm so fashion inept. I want to wear skirts but I have no idea what to wear with it. And all these tops are really long, so I'm like "does this even pair with a skirt?" 🤷🏻‍♀️

Torrid had this fun graphic tee that read "Even baddies get saddies" but they didn't have my size. 😭

I rage quit Great Golf on the Sega Master System. This is gaming when you're old, kids. 🤣

Trainwreck: Poop Cruise. 😁

Did he try the true love's kiss method? It worked in Sleeping Beauty...

Anyone tried the new M&Ms yet? I've got the lemon meringue and the Cherry chocolate cupcake but I haven't tried them yet

Alysa: "This is my Von Dutch bag."
Me: And she has bad taste! Isn't she great? 😍

I love the stark contrast of Alysa Liu on the ice and off the ice. On the ice, she is super feminine/girly. Off the ice, she's 90s grunge. 😅

I kind of wish I felt more comfortable privately approaching some of my friends to talk about girl related life stuff. 😭
Then there's the whole I don't want to be a bother, I don't want to trouble them my pointless BS when they've got enough going on

My grandfather on my mom's side was a truck driver back in the 50s-60s. 😁

Went on a romper shopping spree this afternoon. Apparently I like cute outfits and not using the bathroom. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I got a spam text yesterday, while in New Jersey of course, that said "my messages to you aren't going through. do you have me blocked?" So I responded yes. And then blocked the number. 🤣

If I went to ihop, I would give them a fake name just so somebody has to say "the Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity for Judy." 🤣
(Switch to decaf, Liz 🙄)

It's so crazy how there's such an emphasis on women to be dating and meeting someone in your twenties. And then fast forward 20- 30 years, most of my friends around my age are divorced 🤷🏻‍♀️

We found some credit card fraud at our pool. Turns out every time we were using the pool skimmer, it was
(Liz... 🙄)
At least let me finish the joke first! 😭

Yeah. It started when I got to Texas *ahem* 😒

I think I had that! And I had a flu shot but apparently it only covers the respiratory part and not the gastrointestinal part. So yeah, not fun. 😭