made a conscious decision to subscribe to criterion channel because i couldn't stop watching tubi shlock
06.03.2026 01:40
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made a conscious decision to subscribe to criterion channel because i couldn't stop watching tubi shlock
IT SOUNDS LIKE MARK TWAIN, YOU SEE. THE CLASSIC AMERICAN NOVELIST AND SATIRIST. HIS REAL NAME WAS SAMUEL CLEMENS. IT'S ACTUALLY VERY CLEVER. I HAVE A TEXAS PUBLIC SCHOOL EDUCATION.
this is probably the best i've got. retiring from computer with my head held low
Markwayne is actually a nom de plume. His real name is Samclemens
Small potatoes in the grand scheme of things but I just saw a tapeworm in my dog's poop and so maybe a cleansing fire wouldn't be such a bad thing
Another day of running mass casualty drills. Feels ominous that people are now willingly showing up for these. Don’t like that one bit.
I recall reading an issue of Cracked or Mad in the mid 90s that had a minor graffiti detail in an illustration that just said “KONKY ‘86” and to this day I want to spray paint that on trains.
New show: We talk about William Shatner's (probably) last act on earth being a terrible metal album and we interview Chuck Billy of Testament about his childhood dream of becoming an architect. It's a good one!
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Like 30 years after The Wanderer and Runaround Sue, Dion put out this raw as hell track about being a cool kid that becomes a fucked up coke addict loser adult (feat. Lou Reed). Goes hard.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5jy...
I just read that Poland is looking to develop a nuclear weapon. It’s time to take a hard look at nuclear proliferation as a disastrous consequence of advances in screen door technology.
Lit my stupid MySpace emo bang on fire lighting a cig on the stove and that was the end of that haircut. Probably for the best
"We're gonna launch the world's most unpopular war at an all-time nadir of distrust in the government. It will mostly kill a lot of civilians, accomplish zero geopolitical goals and primarily destabilize the United States to a breaking point."
"Nice. What do you call your act?"
"Epic Fury"
This letter was published 30 years ago.
Great opportunity to have your music heard by seventeen people in the Florida panhandle
I planned to study today but instead I'll be learning the tab for "Right Now" by SR-71
I bought a huge box of guitar mags from 1994-2001, partly for the podcast and partly for nostalgia. This was such a good idea. I can’t wait to read about the up and coming Orgy phenomenon.
This week's show is mostly about funny ER stories, guys getting kicked out of bands, Phil Fasciana's struggles with buying a Chinese guitar, and a plea for someone, anyone, to make the Gin Blossoms biopic.
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I've been told a lot of men fantasize about stopping an active shooter or dying in a heroic act. I often fantasize about quitting my job to make upwards of fifteen dollars a year in a scummy punk band for old dirtbags.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxQu...
We talked about this one on a genre-specific show a while back but I love this song so much.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyA-...
Another mass casualty incident drill, another dipshit bringing up The Pitt. No, motherfucker, you will not be draining your own blood and putting it in anyone.
hell yeah. we talked about this one quite a bit, just dropped.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xkM...
Since quitting twitter I’ve mostly stopped writing down dumb thoughts and phrases that infect my brain. Gonna change that.
Jenny was a gigolo
Email with the introduction "Hello there Dear Mr Toilet"
Well, that's one way to address us.
Our interview with A Wilhelm Scream is now on Youtube.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdAk...
Total "if you know, you know" band. Always should have been way bigger.
They don't miss! The new one rips so hard
It's pretty rare that you get to interview one of your top 10 dead-or-alive bands. This week I got to do just that. Tune in for a conversation with A Wilhelm Scream about Myspace, Trevor Strnad, touring Des Moines four times a year, and much more.
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Stan Chera in Samsara
I was reading a blog post about teaching your child with montessori methods and getting really into it and then the whole damn thing careens into "don't let your child go to school, especially public school, give them AI and encourage them to drop out and do a start up." I'd rather he become a DJ.
How the FUCK is a crust punk supposed to afford a cello. Those shits are like a grand minimum. Do you have any idea how much steel reserve you can get for a grand???