I have emerged from the weekend, disheveled but undefeated. Now that’s it’s Sunday, next week has challenged me to single combat. I accept.
02.03.2026 04:49
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Fantasy authors: ‘Triangles are ancient, circles are mystical, crescents are divine.’
Rectangles: ‘I am literally the shape of every door to every magical realm but okay, off you go.’
26.02.2026 03:59
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I would have been too! 😂
24.02.2026 14:31
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I’ve officially reached a new level of parenting: I had to make a schedule so my kids can take turns typing the code into the front door. Yes. A schedule. For the door. At this point I’m not even parenting anymore—I’m just the exhausted project manager of a very small, very dramatic startup.
24.02.2026 05:11
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Friday is when I shed my human form and become a hibernating woodland creature powered entirely by snacks and 12–16 hours of sleep.
20.02.2026 16:42
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Made a video for an exam and my pinkie (freshly hair‑dye‑stained) popped into frame. I apologized to the camera like ‘I’m not a zombie, I swear.’
Why am I like this?!
19.02.2026 19:08
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My laptop charger broke, so now I can’t do homework AND my cats can’t roast their bellies on the keyboard. Truly a household tragedy.
18.02.2026 15:24
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Right?!
15.02.2026 20:53
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Booking myself a solo trip to Montreal this summer because apparently the universe said ‘girl, go touch some cobblestones and eat a croissant before you snap.’
Anyone have any good spots to hit up? 😁
15.02.2026 20:21
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Meanwhile, my cat has decided to absorb knowledge through osmosis and is now smarter than me. I just wanted to read my book, but apparently it’s his turn.
15.02.2026 01:12
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Valentine’s Day update: I will be spending the evening attempting to disappear into a slice of chocolate cake like it’s a portal to another dimension. Wish me luck.
15.02.2026 01:08
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If my cupcake spiral brought you laughter, then at least someone benefited from my downfall. 😁
14.02.2026 06:03
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I made healthy cupcakes so I could be a better person. Then I ate enough of them to become the same person I was before. Growth is a lie.
14.02.2026 05:05
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Another week completed. I’m exhausted, my brain is soup, but my cats are thriving like tiny furry CEOs who contribute nothing except morale.
14.02.2026 02:29
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😂
11.02.2026 19:39
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Yes, always!
11.02.2026 19:38
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Productivity level: 0%. Cat‑based interference level: 100%. My manager’s tail is on the keyboard again and he does NOT want me working.
Every. Day.
11.02.2026 18:58
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Camus said ‘the struggle itself is enough,’ and honestly my cat took that personally. He just launched himself across my desk mid‑edit like a tiny, judgmental missile. I guess this draft is now a collaboration.
10.02.2026 17:20
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I violated the ancient brushing ritual: water → toothpaste → water → brush.
I skipped the second water. My cats are judging me so hard that I am now questioning my place in society.
09.02.2026 17:46
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Thank you Sam! 😊
09.02.2026 06:35
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Yes they do!! 🤭
09.02.2026 06:34
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Awe! Thank you! 😊
09.02.2026 03:40
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Exciting!! Good luck!!
09.02.2026 03:21
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Thank you!😊
09.02.2026 03:05
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Thank you Suzy! 😊
09.02.2026 03:04
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Thank you!! ☺️
09.02.2026 00:37
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That truly lifted my spirits! Thank you! 😊
08.02.2026 23:35
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Yep! Hoping for the best!
08.02.2026 21:15
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Yep!
08.02.2026 16:24
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Oh absolutely, I keep things pretty tame online. The cats run the account anyway, so I’m basically just their unpaid intern. 🤭
08.02.2026 16:24
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