I mean... theonion.com/coke-sponsor...
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Yes! Have had the same experiences.
I keep wanting this guy to be better than he is. Whenever any hope arrives, he's very prompt in dismissing it.
one good thing about being antiwar is you will never be wrong. one bad thing about being antiwar is no one who matters will ever listen to you
This was excellent.
Could not click that link faster.
I’ll miss being a Bears fan but that’s where it ends for me.
Add a second round pick or the deal’s off. Don’t test me on this.
That is astonishing.
That site runs so much better in a web browser than the app.
One of the very best. I’m so sorry to hear this and grateful for the fun I had reading his work.
Screenshot from the end of an Onion article, reading: “When Mr. Fife sets his mind to something, he does it,” Jaeger said. “Whether it’s tearing pages out of a phone book, swallowing metal washers, or selling a discarded Roxette CD to an imaginary friend for $600, every project he undertakes is a bona fide success. This truly is one focused loon.”
Headshot of Jackie Harvey (a man in a sweater with his fist against his chin in a vacuous pose), who was "The Outside Scoop" columnist for The Onion
Suppose you need Frankenheimer and non-Frankenheimer divisions.
Thank you!
Probably because Rome is active and they want Oz for his blocking.
man in a woods, leaning against a tree, a dog at his side
woman at a table staring at a rose lying on the table cloth next to an empty plate
a dog in a foggy landscape
person with a dog stood under a tree next to a fence
Andrei Tarkovsky, Ten Polaroid Photographs
We need to demand ICE badges have CueCat compatibility. It’s the only way to ensure true accountability and exciting discounts.
"a degree in the loutish arts" is a beautiful turn of phrase.
Shusaku Endo wrote a great book about this story, “The Samurai”. One of the most powerful endings I’ve ever read.
@romanmars.bsky.social Several sublime moments in your narration on this one, and the samples from vintage instruments added wonderful depth.
I am always here for news of A. Frog.
I love running in the cold but I heat up quickly, so other than a CEP winter beanie I’m mostly just layering fall clothes.
a detail of a hand-sculpted miniature by Simon Laveuve of a small room tableau
a hand-sculpted miniature by Simon Laveuve, held by the artist's hand for scale, of a shack-like building with a tree and a children's slide
a hand-sculpted miniature by Simon Laveuve of an abandoned car with a large root growing through the hood, with a beach umbrella propped up next to it
Whether a ramshackle residence is built impossibly tall or seems to be both upside-down and right-side-up at the same time, we’re drawn into Simon Laveuve's strange yet alluring world.
www.thisiscolossal.com/2025/11/simo...
No, Jaylon Johnson and Kyler Gordon weren’t activated from IR (despite JJ practicing in full).
Tremendously important that his Grokipedia entry is updated accordingly (for distribution throughout the solar system).
The Ghost Map by Steven Johnson. A physician wrestles with antiquated medical theory to solve a cholera outbreak in 1850s London.
Fun episode. I legitimately did not know that the awful "Drive" was a Cars song until I listened to this.
Yes! This is a great one.
Oof, bad news everyone, Caeli has retreated back into its burrow and is emitting a cloud of neurotoxins.