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Homeland Security just updated the threat level to “Mile High.” ✈️

ICE grabbed & detained a Spanish speaking reporter for Noticias in Nashville. She has a green card & is here legally.

What Makes America Strong? Simon Johnson shows how immigration powered the country’s economic and geopolitical rise – and how current policy threatens it.

Article by a Nobel Prize winner:
“In 2025, US net migration was likely negative, as the number of legal immigrants has been reduced in various ways. The overall effect will be to slow economic growth—perhaps by a lot—relative to what it otherwise could be.”
www.project-syndicate.org/commentary/i...

Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:

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Impeachment, conviction, and removal only work when Congress has a spine.

Excellent NYT video analysis finds that the bombing of scores of schoolchildren in Iran came amid other US strikes in the vicinity:

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/w...

😡🤬🔥

Representative Tony Gonzales Will Not Seek Re-election

GOOD! 💥

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/u...

OMG! Don’t forget her blankie.

I wonder if Kristi Noem has to leave her hair extensions and costume wardrobe at Homeland Security?
Inquiring minds want to know. Maybe Markwayne Mullin wants to know.

And to make it worse, Mullin wears has a cowboy hat just like Noem’s.

I wonder if Cory can tell the difference?

Agree.
Of course, Trump is saying this after telling the Iranian people to take to the streets and pick their next leader.
And then there’s the hardline Red Guard who don‘t care what Trump or the Iranian people say.
But hey, the war will be over in a few weeks. 😳

Lindsey Halligan Is Under Investigation by the Florida Bar

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www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/u...

Red Guard? Epstein Files?
Hmmm?

NYT: “President Trump on Thursday said that he should have a role in choosing Iran’s new leader, and that Mojtaba Khamenei, a son of the former leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei who appeared to be the leading candidate to succeed his father, was an “unacceptable” choice.”
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Does the Red Guard know?

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This 👇👇

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Why is this not on every main road in every city across every state?

#Pinks #Justdoit #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

Keep Talking About The #Epsteinfiles

#BelieveTheVictims #Pinks #ReleaseTheUnredactedEpsteinFiles
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #Pedophiles #Epsteinvictims #DirtyDonald

Mike Johnson Tells Republican Who Admitted To Affair With Staffer To End Reelection Campaign Rep. Tony Gonzales won fewer votes than his main opponent in Tuesday’s primary election in Texas and is headed to a runoff.

This from Mike Johnson. The same Mike Johnson who is protecting rapist, pedo, Trump.

www.huffpost.com/entry/mike-j...

Trump Fires Kristi Noem, Announces Markwayne Mullin Will Replace Her The president said Noem will leave her post on March 31, 2026.

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Trump fires Noem
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Trump names Markwayne Mullen to replace Noem
🎪
We still have a circus
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www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

WHOMP, Whomp, whomp!
Multiphobic Ron.
Floriduh’s hater in chief.
But, but he calls himself a Christian! 🤷

It's not as though they don't deserve it.

Trump administration criticized as thousands of Americans are stranded in war zone U.S. officials — and the president himself — have struggled to explain why the government wasn't better prepared for the consequences of Iranian retaliation.

I wonder how many of these thousands of stranded Americans voted for this war?
Trump & Hegseth fucked this up 🔥😡

www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...

Trump considers firing DHS Secretary Kristi Noem, sources say The president has made no decision, but he has told lawmakers that he is unhappy with her testimony this week before House and Senate committees, sources said.

Duh! What’s taking so long?

www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...

Sen. Mark Kelly Makes Outrageously Insulting Diss About Trump's War Leadership The senator, a former Navy pilot who fought in Operation Desert Storm, reduced the government's combat approach in Iran to rubble.

I totally agree with Sen. Kelly!

www.huffpost.com/entry/mark-k...