Sabrina the SALTy CPA

What ever happened to Death Cab

Same tbh

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headshot of Sean Gill, Associate Director at Neurodiversity in the Workplace

As you gear up for 2026, are you seeking a new role or hiring for your company? This month on Ovata Collective, meet Sean Gill, Associate Director at Neurodiversity in the Workplace, for a roundtable discussion on skills-based interviewing and communication profiles. #taxbs #ADHD #autism #hiring

If we rebranded SNAP as Trump-bucks, it would change the entire narrative.

FR. I used to always ask clients what they were doing for health insurance. They'd push back when I told them they could likely cover their whole family for almost nothing via ACA. "Ew, Obamacare" bro call it what you want. You do dangerous work. Get the fucking insurance. For your family.

I left the bookface app about a year ago, but I had a sock account for using marketplace. My sock account got banned for "pretending to be a celebrity" because my profile picture was Sabrina Carpenter.

They didn't have a problem when I was Tammy from Parks and Rec, though.

ADHD Haunted House: You go from room to room and each room has a pharmacist telling you that they don't have your meds in stock and they don't know when they are getting more

Y'all think my crazy stories have no point but twice in the last 7 days, TWICE, someone I met early in my career remembered me from some insane story I told, and reconnected with me because they have work for me.

Chaotic and kinda trashy? Embrace it. Make it work for you.

Africa?! You take that back

What feels like a scam even though it (allegedly) isn't?

I'll go first: the price of NA Beer

Black cat on a mantle, with Halloween decorations

Why is she so perfect? I mean LOOK AT HER
#blackcat #Halloween #spookyseason #blackcatmonth

I'M IN PAIN THAT NO ONE PERSON CAN FIX

THE BETRAYAL

1. Form 8915-E
2. Luca Pacioli
3. Taxpayer Advocate
4. USPS
5. IRS CAF department
6. Copilot
7. Blurry jpegs
8. Circular references
9. Opening balance equity
#taxbs #thebetrayal

Wake up, wake up, wake up
It's the first of the month

So get up, get up, get up
So cash your checks and come up

In Bone We Trust

LinkedIn has voice messages now? It's giving Tinder. No thanks.

Orange kitten asleep on woman

Fostering kittens for the animal shelter feels like the ultimate cheat code

life hack

Yassssssss! I couldn't watch yesterday because I'm out of market and I didn't want to spend the afternoon at a bar

same

❤️‍🩹 black cats are the best

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This week on Ovata Collective, we are working on impulse control skills. One way "hyperactivity" shows up in adults with ADHD is impulsivity. It's not always a bad thing, but sometimes it is! #adhd #neurodiversity #neurospicy #taxbs

Have you ever said something you regret in a business setting, and/or can you think of a time impulsivity paid off for you?
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You know where you can get surprisingly good cheese grits? The lounge at CLT. I seriously haven't stopped thinking about them since June.

Get paid up front; small claims court is such a pain in the ass #taxbs

Sleepy cat covering his eyes

Me, too, bud. #taxbs #fallbusyseason

Why does Air Force One fly into Stansted? Real question.

Orange kitten sleeping on woman's shoulder

Idea: CPA firm/animal shelter, everyone gets kitten breaks

Hey, so when you smoke weed in your car, everyone on the road with you can smell it.