Are you going to have a baby in 10 years?
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INTJ, ADHD, Husband, Dad, Funny in quantity not quality, CIS, Allyπ³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ He/Him. Lover of Science Nature, Gardening, the Environment, and Star Wars. Southern Lawn Care Expert. Sic Semper Tyrannis.
Are you going to have a baby in 10 years?
I call them βthe ladiesβ
Pure blood dating - unvaxxed
What in the Harry Potter hell did facebook just recommend to me?
Better drugs
Me just mowing on a light day
it's a map of the gulf of mexico but it's been changed to 'GULF of STOP INVADING EVERY F-CKING COUNTRY. OH MY GOD, YOU PSYCHOPATH!'
#trumpwars
I do the same with my partner
I loved him in battle star galactica
A sharp-dressed man walks in front of a snowy Alamo, 1951. This photo was taken by noted Fort Worth photographer Byrd Williams III and is courtesy the fabulous The Portal to Texas History. Some pretty cool cars there, too!
You got your toes done
Remember when we spent $4 trillion on Iraq and Afghanistan and we still didnβt change anything in that part of the world and we still donβt have basic 1st world services? Yeah well we are about to do that again.
The original is 1:22 mins long but has too much logo and me being dumb to post publicly here
I post one daily
Iβm starting to think the FIFA peace prize was fake.
I fell for your trap didnβt I?
Oh god π€’
You mean Silver Fox.
A handsome man at the gym standing in front of dumbbells who is about to break Bluesky
I generally have a short beard all of the time
So Iβm not posting for the sheer sake of humanity
And then I post my picture and all of Bluesky falls in love with me. No thank you.
No youβre just trying to have sexy bearded men post pictures of themselves
Nice try
Well I bet you thought it would be nice.
Pass
Constitution shmonstitution