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Dad Joke πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ

@dadjoke8467

INTJ, ADHD, Husband, Dad, Funny in quantity not quality, CIS, AllyπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ He/Him. Lover of Science Nature, Gardening, the Environment, and Star Wars. Southern Lawn Care Expert. Sic Semper Tyrannis.

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Latest posts by Dad Joke πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ @dadjoke8467

Are you going to have a baby in 10 years?

08.03.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I call them β€œthe ladies”

07.03.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Pure blood dating - unvaxxed

Pure blood dating - unvaxxed

What in the Harry Potter hell did facebook just recommend to me?

07.03.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Better drugs

07.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Me just mowing on a light day

07.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
it's a map of the gulf of mexico but it's been changed to 'GULF of STOP 
INVADING EVERY
F-CKING COUNTRY.
OH MY GOD, YOU
PSYCHOPATH!'

it's a map of the gulf of mexico but it's been changed to 'GULF of STOP INVADING EVERY F-CKING COUNTRY. OH MY GOD, YOU PSYCHOPATH!'

#trumpwars

06.03.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 140 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I do the same with my partner

07.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 121 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 1

I loved him in battle star galactica

07.03.2026 07:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a tank on his shirt stands in front of a crowd with the words wake up below him Alt: a man with a tank on his shirt stands in front of a crowd with the words wake up below him
07.03.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A sharp-dressed man walks in front of a snowy Alamo, 1951. This photo was taken by noted Fort Worth photographer Byrd Williams III and is courtesy the fabulous The Portal to Texas History. Some pretty cool cars there, too!

07.03.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 315 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

You got your toes done

07.03.2026 04:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when we spent $4 trillion on Iraq and Afghanistan and we still didn’t change anything in that part of the world and we still don’t have basic 1st world services? Yeah well we are about to do that again.

07.03.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The original is 1:22 mins long but has too much logo and me being dumb to post publicly here

07.03.2026 04:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I post one daily

07.03.2026 03:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m starting to think the FIFA peace prize was fake.

07.03.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character says piece of candy Alt: a cartoon character says piece of candy
06.03.2026 05:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I fell for your trap didn’t I?

06.03.2026 05:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh god 🀒

06.03.2026 05:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with his mouth open is wearing a grey and white vest Alt: a man with his mouth open is wearing a grey and white vest
06.03.2026 05:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You mean Silver Fox.

06.03.2026 04:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A handsome man at the gym standing in front of dumbbells who is about to break Bluesky

A handsome man at the gym standing in front of dumbbells who is about to break Bluesky

06.03.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I generally have a short beard all of the time

06.03.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So I’m not posting for the sheer sake of humanity

06.03.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And then I post my picture and all of Bluesky falls in love with me. No thank you.

06.03.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No you’re just trying to have sexy bearded men post pictures of themselves

06.03.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nice try

06.03.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well I bet you thought it would be nice.

05.03.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Pass

05.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Constitution shmonstitution

05.03.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0