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The Premier Piratical Purveyors of Handmade Artisan Finery! If it's bronze, silver, or glass, we do it well, bet yer ass! πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ http://pirateartisans.com

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Alright folks, times are /really/ hard so we are considering parting with what might be the single most unique thing we own. It is MASSIVE. I'd like to get at least $1000, but I will entertain all offers. It's printed on foamcore, framed, and signed by the artist. Can bring to TFF. More info below ⬇️

09.03.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I would prefer to bring it to TFF or hand off locally in Columbus for obvious reasons, but I can ship as long as the buyer agrees to cover it. I will keep this thread updated with bids/offers if interest is sufficient. Thank you πŸ’œ

09.03.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Exact details: 52" long x 32" high. Frame is aluminum with plexi and spring clips.

Provenance: this was a gift from the artist at MFF 2016, after being table neighbors. It has hung above our sofa for a decade, and is the only time he's ever printed something so large, to my knowledge.

09.03.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Alright folks, times are /really/ hard so we are considering parting with what might be the single most unique thing we own. It is MASSIVE. I'd like to get at least $1000, but I will entertain all offers. It's printed on foamcore, framed, and signed by the artist. Can bring to TFF. More info below ⬇️

09.03.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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I feel like you could mod Stepmania pretty easily for this!

09.03.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Kindness is the best weapon we have against what's happening. Touching other peoples lives gently, easing their burden even just a little, is powerful. If it wasn't, why would they spend so much money convincing you not to trust the people around you?

09.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Since I'm dispensing advice: choose kindness wherever you can. I have, at many times, been helped by a kind friend, sometimes even a stranger, who just saw me struggling and offered a hand. I like to put that kindness back out into the world wherever I can. We're all in this together.

09.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow! Incredible work

09.03.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember folks: Generative AI is bad for everyone. Yes even the silly ones. Every chatbot burns resources we don't have, drives up the cost of computer parts, reduces your cognitive capacity, and normalizes the use of them. You don't need the slop machine!

09.03.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh goodness I needed a nice walk in the sun today. Let's get to work!

09.03.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy international women’s day folks 🩷

08.03.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 780 πŸ” 159 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

right!? I do /not/ pass rn either, I was so touched. The kids are alright

08.03.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

big thanks to the two teenaged boys who told me I looked cute while I was spacing out in the ramen aisle tonight. You were the first strangers to "ma'am" me and it was very, very sweet πŸ’œ

08.03.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My wife is in that group!

07.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I appreciate your willingness to punch up when the need calls for it! You're looking out for people who might be taken advantage of, no need to apologize

07.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hot demon, hot tea! It's a perfect match πŸ’œ

07.03.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A stupid ass edit of Hulk as a skilled artist.

A stupid ass edit of Hulk as a skilled artist.

Whenever people ask me if I'm a gifted artist.

10.01.2025 21:01 πŸ‘ 15280 πŸ” 4108 πŸ’¬ 108 πŸ“Œ 79
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Found the perfect place to put my @pren.bsky.social sticker. Love a little demonic encouragement with my morning tea.

07.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is why I love you Coqui πŸ’œ

07.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Devastating! Stay strong, power through. It's what she would have wanted πŸ™

06.03.2026 05:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Look at that handsome lad!

06.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Louder for the nimrods in the back!!

04.03.2026 05:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why. Why can't I turn this off. I would much prefer it take you several minutes to open a document I can then flip through without delay.

03.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Modern "convenience" is so frustrating. I have a very large PDF document I like to reference often. In order to open the document faster, the PDF program only loads the first few pages. So if I need to jump to say, page 103, I have to wait for it to load that page, sometimes for whole minutes.

03.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh this is so good. More goblin yuri plz!!

03.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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waking up to go to work at the bench, trying not to look at the news like

03.03.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no! Feel better soon! πŸ’œ

03.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's so good to see someone else committed to brass etching! My first love, you are far better suited to her than I ever was

03.03.2026 06:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's part of the business, I know; optimistically, maybe it's just not time for those projects yet! But it's hard not to be crushed when it feels like the things stopping you are world forces much larger than you, you know?

Sailing into the wind keeps you moving forward, but it is so, so hard.

02.03.2026 04:55 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I try to stay positive, but I know already that this year will be hard. I had a lot of plans last year that I know, due to financial instability and not getting into some events, will not come to pass, and that makes me really sad. I had big plans for the displays & booth that will have to wait 🫠

02.03.2026 04:55 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0