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blah blah architecture, rah rah rah fonts, blah blah ginger beer, doof doof doof Acid House, rah rah rah dogs

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Philosophy of mind isn’t a thing and no-one has thought about any of this before

08.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are you on fucking glue?

07.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

JiΕ™Γ­ Weil - Life With A Star

Oh and Watership Down (I was about 9)

07.03.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck it, I just registered TootDem.com

04.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€˜Elite human capital’ ffs

03.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know if I’ve ever resented a β€˜like’ more

03.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can we waterboard Harry anyway as some kind of control group?

26.02.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t think it is. Bid was to make either a hotel or student resi, its still full of all the old printing presses from when it was Glasgow College Of Building and Printing (I attended, did not graduate, 1985-1989)

23.02.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Been up for sale for years - I was in there eight years go looking at it on behalf of a bidder, but they didn't win. Company that did win went bust recently

23.02.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Safe areas now under Foreign Office warning. ‼️

23.02.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(In safe areas, thankfully)

23.02.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No you've got a holiday in Mexico booked starting tomorrow 😬

23.02.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Once you have seen a few of the actors in things other than GOT you realise how good the direction is on GOT.

23.02.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

5 authors by whom I've read at least 5 books:
Georges Perec
Ian Sinclair
Robert Anton Wilson
William Gibson
Alastair Gray
Muriel Spark

23.02.2026 08:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Total number of β€˜Cuisines’ this blert is aware of = burgers, protein shakes, frozen yoghurt and Cilatopram

20.02.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also had to be able beatmatch three copies of Blackwater across three 1210s without the left channel on the monitors

20.02.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is very unfair on Weekend At Bernies

20.02.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Surplus Auction from Survival Research Laboratories | West Auctions

*bids on bag of assorted fingers *
www.westauction.com/auctions/sur...

20.02.2026 10:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Greens = vegan pies, for the scruffy AND smelly
Lib Dems = Charlie Bigham fish pie for electric car drivers

20.02.2026 10:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are you pretending that barely sentient loosely tied bag of shit you elected gives a square fuck about comity and decorum? You are on glue, clearly.

19.02.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are you on fucking glue?

19.02.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Had to be done #AndrewMountbattenWindsor

19.02.2026 12:46 πŸ‘ 235 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

Oh, the grand old duke of york
He β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ
He β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ
And he β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ

19.02.2026 11:06 πŸ‘ 6081 πŸ” 1739 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 37
Bring Forth the Guillotine - Silver Bullet
Bring Forth the Guillotine - Silver Bullet YouTube video by oODJFriendlyOo

Stares directly into camera
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMbF...

19.02.2026 10:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh great, so he's going to end up in taxpayer-funded accommodation again

19.02.2026 10:12 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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19.02.2026 09:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah the gigs I saw in there (actually I can't really remember most of them)

19.02.2026 09:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Today is the day to recount the story of being at a Body Pump class and the instructor asking the class what they were giving up for lent and everyone answered more or less seriously, and I was last and I said "I'm not giving up anything, I'm not religious" and the entire class emitted a low "oooo".

19.02.2026 08:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This colour game is compelling - dialed.gg

18.02.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A colleagues work PC died quite dramatically and now it's lying open on a desk and we are here all breathing in burnt PVC like it's totally normal. *ack*

18.02.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0