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ECCC was fun and I had a wonderful time.

But there was a storm cloud. When I complained about Trump with my white straight cis friends, we were all sincere and concerned.

But I talked with many Trans friends, and it’s so much worse. They are in fear for their lives.

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“you can't critique anything if you don't know how to love something” some people need this branded backwards on their foreheads

Can’t be bothered to put the game on the cartridge but still charge 70 bucks because it says Pokemon on the cover.

@tomtomorrow.bsky.social said “he guesses their size and then they have to wear the shoes.” and I chuckled, but then I thought “wait but is he serious though” and folks, he was fucking serious.

This sort of thing is always hit with, "LOL he doesn't care he'll never face voters again." In fact, he does care. He has privately said he fears being impeached by a Dem House. And I don't know who I need to tell this to, but presidential approval matters in midterms.

This is exactly right.

Age verification / online ID check legislation literally forces companies to collect MORE data on children (and everyone else) not less.

We desperately need privacy, antitrust, and algorithmic justice legislation.

Not censorship bills like KOSA and expanded surveillance.

Faster, Kittycat! Unalive! Unalive!

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

Well nothing important, anyway. *is handed a note* …oh dear.

BREAKING: Our member was FIRED when he reported sexual harassment and physical violence at this Taco Bell in Carmichael.

Today workers walked off the job on strike in solidarity with him.

Before firing our coworker, management failed to pay him hours of wages. 🧵

#UnionsForAll

This is so ludicrous why did it make me laugh so hard

The cats are fighting again. So be it.

Me on May 13, 1994:

Describe your plot in five words or less - if you dare.

"He’s dead? Okay, moving on…”

@jongraywb.blacksky.app Y’all come drink?

Is that better or worse than a dead one?

This is one of the most core war crimes available.

Kindred Spirits Teaser Trailer YouTube video by Cartoon Saloon

I sure hope movie theaters are still around two years from now because this looks lovely. youtu.be/QQn9TfXkzTk

Reporter: So when you won the big jackpot lottery, what’s the first thing you did?

Me: Bought every single game on my Steam wishlist.

Reporter: *gasps* Even the ones that weren’t on sale-

Me: EVEN THE ONES THAT WEREN’T ON SALE.

Bernie Sanders meme. Sanders stands outside in cold weather in a coat, looking at the camera. The caption says “I am once again asking” and then in a slightly different font continues ‘artists to stop describing their detailed, intricate drawings as “doodles’ ”

Bernie Sanders meme. Sanders stands outside in cold weather in a coat, looking at the camera. The caption says “I am once again asking” and then in a slightly different font continues ‘artists to stop describing their detailed, intricate drawings as “doodles’ ”

Listen to Weird @alyankovic.bsky.social’s “Lasagna” for a nice change of pace.

The book Bromantasy by Máire Roche, coming out in May 2026. The cover shows two dudes riding a rearing horse through a meadow. One is holding a net, the other a rolling pin. Above the scene is the tag line “Two heroes. One brain cell.” The image is tilted so the fore-edge is visible. In white letters is the word “Bro” against a hot pink background. There’s also a kitty, a glass of ale, and a wedge of cheese.

Ok yes we will absolutely be ordering this for the library.

The fore-edge alone is worth it.

You've heard of "fake it til you make it,"
but have you tried
"whine about it 'til you're fine about it?"

We *all* need more skull sconces. Skullnces, if you will.

a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

*unboos your berries*

Devastated Goalie is the name of my next Rush cover band.