Molly Laich

Jk he's basically retired and he probably wouldn't mind except maybe too much hubris to do someone else's art

Please make my straight brother do these

There's a time and a place for grating cheese and indeed it is here and now

instead of reading a book I'm watching a 3+ hour long video essay on why Carrie and Big's relationship was bad

Update: no trace remains of the hot chocolate I spilled on my dog this past Sunday. I knew it would work itself out.

it's cyber monday go fuck yourself and buy more shit

hunter biden getting pardoned isn't as important as football

lol I'm not. I hope this is literally true.

Spilled hot chocolate on my dog last night and now she's sticky but I'm confident it will work itself out.

why does every handle have to be followed by .bsky.social is this website hosted by angelfire or something

if you say you're attracted to someone's intelligence and then somebody else chimes in "oh, so you're a sapiosexual"... well, that's probably the single most pretentious thing I can think of.

I've had a headache all day. made a sincere effort to drink a glass of water a few hours ago but I lost interest halfway through

all kidding aside as a literal therapist speaking, if you're talking about killing yourself you're ambivalent which pretty much means you're not going to do it. at least not immediately. the therapist should probably get a safety plan on record anyway. just in case.

why don't you shut the fuck up and spend some money how about that

Oh don't fret it was still pretty good

Thankful today for all of my enemies both here and abroad.

voice over narrator: the week was not perfect

I had a really healthy breakfast this morning. This week is going to be perfect.

@foxrogers.bsky.social liked nearly all of your posts if I didn't then I didn't like or get it

Now's the time in the night when my dog just takes all my shit in his dumb little mouth and displaces it from room to room. Like a ferret. or a burglar who lives where he burgles

I always think about this murderous woman on the stand when they read her insane texts and she said "when people don't text me back, that's a big pet peeve." You and me both, sister

@williambgoss.bsky.social Hi!

Threw? I have that brain thing where I spell things wrong in this way. My editor at the newspaper had a word for it I don't recall because actually it's just called being stupid. lol. Bless his heart.

There was a big windstorm in Seattle cutting out everyone's internet so instead of making $450 I made zero dollars. It's like I bought a pair of AirPod max's and then through them in the garbage.

Look folks I don't read the news it's boring

Oh good I can pretend that I know why Matt Gaetz is bad here too

It's another beautiful day in Zamunda!

my idiot mom bought a "20 questions" toy gadget on ebay for $16.95 under my account and charged my venmo for it etc. and now she's being belligerent as I playfully try to explain to her the mistake. bless her heart.

OBVIOUSLY. thank you, Drew. all the blood went from his brain to his abs.

I put the cow skull banner picture up from twitter. I took that in 2011 in Montana and it's still good. When I posted it for the first time on instagram I called the photo "How I met your mother." that's still funny.