Dave Gould

Trevor Francis sacking vibes

You considered buying mini eggs, see how that affected your credit score

1-0 up at home against 18th in the table and you’re taking off your striker for a (rubbish, sorry) defensive midfielder with 15 to go, promptly concede, then use your last change to swap one centre-back for another. Boring, negative, gutless - absolutely not a United manager

I appreciate the sentiment but I don’t approve of oatcake banditry. I am paying for them

Morrisons, Chorlton

Telegraph - Girls targeted in mixed changing rooms FOI police request shows women also at risk of sexual assault and mobile phone voyeurism at pools The Daily Telegraph10 Dec 2025By Daniel Martin DEPUTY POLITICAL EDITOR Women and girls are being sexually assaulted in mixed changing rooms across the country. Police data show at least 16 rapes, 80 sexual assaults and 65 acts of voyeurism were committed in sports centres in 2023, equating to three offences a week. Many of the offences were in mixed-sex changing areas, according to a report by the Women’s Rights Network. Campaigners warned that mixed-sex changing areas were a “magnet for sexual predators”. WOMEN and girls are being sexually assaulted in mixed changing rooms across the country. New police data show at least 16 rapes, 80 sexual assaults and 65 acts of voyeurism were committed in sports centres in 2023, equating to three offences a week.

Quoted here we have Sharron Davies talking about an FoI filed by the Women's Rights Network.

None of the people who committed these crimes were trans. Not one.

4.8% were cis male staff.

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More rest for Stokes if you finish a test in 2 days

The other end of the scale

Liquorice all*sorts *not all ACTUALLY

Not even one coconut roll fml

It’s so bad

Southgate to bring him back for £120 mil next summer

It’s fucking kasabian!

That new sky sports tune is defo AI right?

Softmint Orion

Some of my favourite no-text-album-covers

(Parental advisory doesn’t count)

They couldn’t be more Australian

Shorts n cag dads let’s go

Southgate by September

Laura Marling - Alas I Cannot Swim

Night

At least he’s not playing 3 4 3 for once

Led Zeppelin - Physical Graffiti

FIFTY!

An hour of cloud busting?

The Ruts - The Crack

Stomping

Haaland Oates

Is this place still only accepting positive vibes? Coz I have thoughts on that new Doves track

Using a typewriter to the tune of QOTSA - No One Knows

He’s a fakey cake maker

Is It Cake?