Relish_Hendy aka Jen

Which artist’s songs sound the same back to front, upside down and diagonally?

Neil Sudoku 🫶

What’s the name of this US led campaign against Iran?
Operation Epstein Fury???

Bit weird.

Sorry this comes a bit late but I’m pretty sure that Ally Mcbeal was having hallucinations of the Fairy soap logo.

It’s so funny when there’s an online Sheffield Utd fan who is poorly, cos the rest of us are like “Good luck with the op pal! *BIG KNIFE EMOJI* ⚔️” 🤣🤣🤣

My boyfriend asked me to wax his backside at the weekend.

Talk about bare-faced cheek!

#NannyJokes

What’s the term for when Germans tell jokes whilst skiing cross-country?

Land laughing!

#NannyJokes

What did the Chuckle Brothers say when they saw a double asteroid?
“Two meteor!”

#NannyJokes

I heard that Isabel Oakeshott wanted a less fatty vagina, so she went on that new Minje-aro.

Unfortunately, no chemical known to man could make her any less of a cunt.

Can Omaze PLEASE stop offering me the opportunity win a fabulous mansion that I can’t afford the Council Tax for please?
Jheez!

Trump live on the News this morning.
Or something like that…

TrumPutin.

Two sides of the same face.

Macron at the DAVOS podium, making a serious political speech in full voice, whilst wearing mirror lens aviator shades.

Amazing.

There’s so much evil in the air that they should rename it the DAVROS summit
#DAVOS #Whovian

Who is the chap in the brown blazer? His facial reactions during this short piece on Sky News were hilarious when Gavin Newsome said the world leaders “The world leaders require knee pads, they are rolling over so much!” 😂

Andrew Ted

I haven’t seen so many bottles lobbed since Daphne and Celeste performed at The Reading Festival!!!
#AVFC #YoungBoys #UEFAEuropaLeague

In light of recent events, retailers have announced that Battenberg cake will henceforth be known as ‘Berg’.

If you have any difficulties locating it, it’s on the shelves with the Chicken Kyiv.

Oooh I just can’t decide which one to go with.
The Brown is nice but the GARY is really calling out to me!

Q. Why did the chef make his customers go down the lane to drink Tetley?

A. Because it was his Special Alley Tea!☕️

Furious that I’ve, once again, been overlooked for the Nobel Peace Prize.
So far this year I’ve saved an old man from a heart attack in the royal armouries museum in Leeds and broke up a fight in the freezer shop over the last two packs of potato waffles.
What more do they want?

Do you ever look at someone and think “What did I ever do to you?” Only for it to turn into a case of them worrying about what you’ll do to them?
*smile* 📸

Why did the moth devour the Mohair jumper?

It was an all-you-can-eat fluffy!

#NannyJokes #ItsACracker

Q.
What’s a philatelist’s favourite drink?

A.
Guinness and Penny Black!

Sheffield: Bring the washing in! 🌧️

So I hear the London Bomber is due to get out.
That’s great timing isn’t it?
Who’s betting that he comes out draped in a Union Flag, waving a Premier Inn keycard, wi two tins of paint hanging off his arm, just to confuse everyone?
😂🤣😂🤣😂

I want my time with you 💚🫶❤️
@Paddysitsdown

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I think I’ve got a touch of the ‘Palestine Action’.

Dr: I can write you a Proscription for that!

🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

I know, right?
#IfGodWrotePuns

Last weekend I donated some items to a car boot sale and in a totally unforeseen turn of events, I bought my own sandwich toaster…

But still…better the Breville you know!

Okay ladies, hear me out…
You’ve heard of ‘Hive mind’, yeah?

How about this for a theory; ‘Hive Penis’?

Think about it

Explains a LOT!