Have you met my cat
@freepearn
Never met a cat who wasn't pleased to see me. Certified as unbulliable. Magic butt. Good Danger. @colken.bsky.social 's personal deity. Pantsportsman. The Blue-sky Buckaroo. Vomits less than an unnamed Hollyoaks star. Parody. Arse verified by Chaff
Have you met my cat
Marv isn't that bad!
Thank you!
Oh ok. I'd rather you didn't die
What if he's got a second coat now though?
Hired
Golden tv
So, you're definitely in?
You should do it
AI doesn't deserve your face
No
Yesssssss
Is this still accurate?
Brighton International Travel Company, Hove
Is this because I told you to get a grip?
Yoghurter do what you gotta do
Lunch
How many careers do you want?
Same. Except sometimes it just assumes that's the new normal for me
ยฃ4.99?
Me, looking sexy af, getting home at 5am
Not sure i nailed the early night i had planned
I'd pay a lot for you to stop posting
I think you should monetise your posting
Kind of him
This feather duster? bsky.app/profile/auld...
Bedtimes are now Battlefields.
Many have been saying you should have your Internet taken away
Swable your slice anytime