Things that are bad luck, worldwide:
▪️Friday the 13th (France)
▪️Friday the 17th (Italy)
▪️Tuesday the 13th (Greece)
▪️Sharing a pear with your spouse (China)
▪️Whistling indoors (Lithuania)
▪️Yo-yos (Syria)
▪️Complimenting a baby (Serbia)
▪️Having ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife (Canada)
they should invent a day of the week where the government is not allowed to be evil
I’m so glad. I would hate for your eyes to bleed and your head to pop off.
California Congresswoman Sydney Kamlager-Dove suspects that Trump is on an anti-Alzheimer’s drug called Leqembi. Given that the White House refuses to tell the truth, it is fair game to speculate and speculate hard.
I wish Fonzie could just hit the U.S. and it would start working properly again.
You’re strength is amazing. Always pulling for you, and pushing for cancer’s ass to get whoopin’ it deserves. Also, loving those kicks. ❤️
[Mission Impossible theme music playing]
It’s a survivor. 💪🏻
you're telling me this rice was fried by a shrimp
Doesn’t “I’m not paying income tax to a government that posts videos shitting on me” seem like a movement waiting to happen?
I feel nauseous. 😔
NEWS: Trump is finalizing plans to offer U.S. asylum to far right, anti-immigrant protesters in Europe.
Meanwhile, he posts videos of himself literally shit-bombing U.S. protesters.
This sums it up. Freedom for neo-nazis. Feces for my people.
www.treason.io/p/read-trump...
Those worn-torn streets.
“We don’t have a military full of Nordic pagans.” — Secretary of War Pete Hegseth declares war on beards 👀
Well don't I feel stupid
He’s going to blow up the entire country to prevent the release of the Epstein files, isn’t he
Damn right.
He got the cool side of the pillow right.
You gotta eat, my friend. What usually sounds good and/or digests easily? You’re too old to be my kid, but my momma bear is coming out. I’m feeling like sending you a care package from GR.
Cartoon drawing of a teenage mutant ninja turtle with a brown afro, like Bob Ross, and a yellow eye band. Labeled “Bob”, an honorary unofficial fifth TMNT. Bob looks like a shy friendly outcast ninja turtle, to be honest. Made for an 8yo boy who made a cute comment ☺️
One of my favorite fun facts is why the TMNT are named after artists (it’s because the type of turtle they are is a “painted turtle”). I told my nephew about this and he immediately replied that there should be a Bob Ross turtle. So rather than explain the renaissance movement to him, I-
so, what you’re telling me is that the bad guys are bad guys
Beaker as Giacinta "Jinx" Johnson from Die Another Day.
bond girls but they’re also muppets: thread
This is only a few within a 3 week period. But ain’t nobody got time to compile them all.
The ALTs. 😁
maybe being ruled by lizard people would be ok. couldn't be worse than this
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
Rudy Giuliani has been released from hospital after doctors realized he just looks like that
WIFE: We want to renew our vows.
ME: *hands priest paper*
WIFE: We wrote them ourselves.
PRIEST: *pointing* What’s this word?
WIFE: “Combatant.”
Sweet baby Jesus...
I just pulled a muscle tearing up my gym membership card.
