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Live updates: Police in West Bloomfield Township, Michigan, responding to possible active shooter at Temple Israel | CNN Police are responding to reports of a potential active shooter at Temple Israel in West Bloomfield Township, Michigan, the Oakland County Sheriff’s Office said. Follow for live updates.

Damn, even in West Bloomfield???

I'm from like 3 towns over, and that's terrible! It's in SE Michigan, which has no shortage of white supremacists/antisemites

Oh great, now they're trying to drag gnosticism into this??

We absolutely are

I don't know how much has been spent to keep us brainwashed and docile(-ish) in the face of all the crimes the rich and the US governments commit against us, but it has to be in the trillions

They will bankrupt us, keeping us controlled

UFC Fighters to Train FBI Agents in ‘Historic Seminar’ This Week: We’ll ‘Be Even Better Prepared to Protect the American People,’ Kash Patel Says UFC fighters will head to Quantico, Va. this week to train FBI agents and students in what FBI director Kash Patel is calling a "historic seminar."

Teaching cops BJJ and MMA has generally resulted in more brutality

But this is probably a back-door deal to pay Dana White more money and make Patel look more "manly"

a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod Alt: Jeremiah Johnson nods

Dammit you did it! You succeeded where I have failed!!

Tin roof, rusted!

Idk I didn't have a way to tie it to your couch, but I like that line bc it's also an MST3K reference

🎶The Love Sac is a little old couch which,
She can't get picked up nowww
Love Sac bay-beeeee🎶

Pro wrestling is physically demanding af, and there's a relevant reason so many wrestlers die early

Wrestling is a legit sport to me. After all, a Japanese pro wrestler was able to beat several Gracies, which is about as legit as it gets

UFC Fighters to Train FBI Agents in ‘Historic Seminar’ This Week: We’ll ‘Be Even Better Prepared to Protect the American People,’ Kash Patel Says UFC fighters will head to Quantico, Va. this week to train FBI agents and students in what FBI director Kash Patel is calling a "historic seminar."

Teaching cops BJJ and MMA has generally resulted in more brutality

But this is probably a back-door deal to pay Dana White more money and make Patel look more "manly"

A Target boycott ends with no concessions to DEI rollbacks. Here's why A yearlong national boycott of Target over its DEI rollbacks has ended without concessions or changes to the company's diversity policy. Here's why.

Damn, Target is *really* trying to fake the end of the boycott!!

Maybe spend the money on this fake PR shit on your employees and policies? I mean, I'll still boycott them but still

Triple digits?!? Why not just hand the country to Trump! I only vote for mummies in museums; they know the secrets of the ancient rulers!

Yep, Nazi tattoo=racial justice

Officer having anxiety attack took ambulance sent for man dying from police shooting, report says A man who was shot by Connecticut police last year and later died had to wait 10 extra minutes for another ambulance to arrive at the scene, after another officer having an anxiety attack took the first one.

A man who was shot by Connecticut police last year and later died had to wait 10 extra minutes for another ambulance to arrive at the scene, after another officer having an anxiety attack took the first one.

Agreed, I think this one is the distillation of all of Shane Black's buddy experience

No big gulps! Not even from 7-11!

Oh, okay, have a Double Gulp if you want

No no, disregard this false message

I'm the real boycott leader, and I didn't call anything off

This is a pathetic attempt to control the narrative, and you're stupid as hell fro playing along, "Axios"

Target PR probably paid this "leader" $100 and a case of marshmallow Peeps to "call it off"

Oh, no, I'm the actual leader of the boycott. I can't produce documents to prove that because of an NDA with the commies

Continue to boycott Target please. Ignore this feeble attempt by Target to trick you

If they ever get around to remaking A Nightmare On Elm Street, they would do well to make Freddy an elite, as it is much much more accurate than some hobo psychopath

Jordan Peele is my only choice to direct

That's a good choice!

I figure he will stay the same after he dies and returns, but it's more plausible that the owner of the power plant would get away with a rash of child murders/molestations, than a janitor there

Peaches is awesome! She was in Festpocalypse ffs!

But this is a quick answer: no, billionaires do not deserve to exist. They're about not to, I'm guessing

If they ever get around to remaking A Nightmare On Elm Street, they would do well to make Freddy an elite, as it is much much more accurate than some hobo psychopath

Jordan Peele is my only choice to direct

If I were Matt Dillon it would be My Bodyguard and The Flamingo Kid

Peter Weller gets Buckaroo Banzai's end theme, and maybe the Robocop theme when they hit the frying pan to make the metal clang. Time your strokes to the metal clanging

Yeah, you gotta try to bust to that

Naw, man, you gotta go In The Mouth Of Madness and Event Horizon! Maybe try to finish to something from Possession

WHO thinks about this??

I just trust that Sam Neill never bones to the Jurassic Park or Final Conflict soundtracks

Ghosts Of Mars by 2032!!!

Sand has proven to be less rough than characterized in the movie, but it was the early 2000s

He's so BRO-EY

hey in case you missed it jake lang got caught in a pedophile sting trying to arrange a meetup with what he thought was a 15-year old girl