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Lincoln Taylor

@conflummoxed

Canadian who believes in the greater good. Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada. "When faced with the unexpected, he panics."

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10.03.2026 23:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I miss him so much, and I don't even live in the U.S.

10.03.2026 22:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A bit stingy with the onion rings, though.

10.03.2026 17:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What if the cat spoke French, and learned it from a French waiter? Do you really want a rude cat?

10.03.2026 17:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do not recall a curfew in Fredericton, but people were definitely afraid and on edge.

10.03.2026 17:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Keep up the good work!

10.03.2026 17:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"My eyes are up...um...damn."

10.03.2026 03:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Translation: you are relevant in the *good* way. So I do not think he likes you very much.

09.03.2026 22:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish you the very best in this new role!

09.03.2026 19:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I first read that as "Markwayne Muffin".

I think that is appropriate.

09.03.2026 18:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Paste is useful. If you were to send 1kg of radium to each of them, do you think that would help complete the mutation?

09.03.2026 18:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks...I guess...

09.03.2026 17:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn, I hadn't eaten yet.

Now I don't want to.

๐Ÿ˜ข

09.03.2026 17:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(Please note that I chose canvas instead of plastic. I hope I get points for that.)

09.03.2026 17:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Air pollution, though. Why not just cover them in big canvas bags, instead?

09.03.2026 17:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Come back! Please! There are still things about New York I do not know!

09.03.2026 17:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Current ratio of the GOP Xitter account.

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09.03.2026 15:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 99 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes. And cans of beans, too.

08.03.2026 23:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Worth remembering

08.03.2026 12:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1300 ๐Ÿ” 465 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 42 ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

On International Women's Day, I'd like to say Intercourse, because I do not want to culturally appropriate your word. If that is ok.

08.03.2026 20:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can we expect a thread of unboxing videos?

08.03.2026 09:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They wouldn't know the meaning of the word "shame" if they looked it up in a dictionary (if they knew what that was).

07.03.2026 21:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You get a lot more things right than you get wrong.

โค๏ธ

07.03.2026 01:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes. But you have to call their customer service line and speak with a representative.

06.03.2026 21:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...while the villagers throw porcupines at them.

06.03.2026 21:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I won't use those, either. Horrible things, horrible concept.

06.03.2026 21:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@celestelabedz.bsky.social

Ummm...new adventure?

06.03.2026 11:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sleeping better.

06.03.2026 02:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very civil of you!

(If you are not familiar with Pauline Hanson, she might even be worse.)

(Disclaimer: I really like Australia and Australians. However, in some cases I am willing to make an exception...)

05.03.2026 10:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gina Rinehart. Even the dingos wouldn't eat that one.

05.03.2026 10:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0