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they got in a car accident #oops nevermind

next time i get a doordash driver that sits in a parking lot for 30 minutes before getting my food im gonna put them in a tshirt cannon and shoot them into orbit

after many centuries the great tree stretched his tired branches, yawned, then he finally spoke “both are a right pussy fart” and he died n farted his pants

dispensaries are so funny it’s always: “would you like the purple yum yum or stinky fuck george lopez”

it is so insane that as soon as you click “look for match” in marvel rivals it immediately finds a game

i can already tell i’m gonna be a thor main

i’m so glad i forced myself to try new foods i used to be a meat and potatoes type but veggies are so god damn good

great now they’re making the yuletide gay… FUCKING WOKE!!!!

than a dude**

the longer ninja drags the meme the funnier it gets tbh

turkey stock time

i’m think timid drivers are leagues more dangerous that a new that whips like crazy

new ios is ugly as hell

i need the AI bubble to pop right now

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PNEUMONIIAAAAAAA DESTROY DENNIS PRAGER… AND MY LIFE… IS YOURS…

save me costco hotdog costco hotdog save me

i need a pcc so bad. having a rifle is cool and all but 5.56 is so fuckin expensive compared to 9mm let alone 300 blk

thanks :0)

how it feels to be congested all day then eat spicy food and it goes away instantly

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I CANT PUT SHOES ON BEERUS???? FUCK FORTNITE!!!!!

hello new followers i am world famous #1 today ❤️👽

new trigger has been gotten, was better feeling. 3.5 pounds instead of 6. OEM glock trigger safety instead of the hinge system standard on the dagger. gotta take it to the range though (and get a suppressor >:3 )

promoting my acc on here so i don’t have to use twitter anymore

sorry i’m mostly gun posting but im done w the dagger build. just need a new holster :)

yeah the clarification of “it’s not THE minecraft movie but A minecraft movie” allows me a little more leniency towards how it portrays the world

i will not lie. the minecraft movie looks good

yknow what buddy FUCK you!

i think for the next food company that has an e. coli out break, we should find the CEO, drag him into the streets then tar and feather him

i’ll always desire even an ounce of the swag that a saiyan tail belt gives

if i see another “do i look like him” dragonball edit i may burst into tears