Brandon Kennedy

Only a dipshit would skip a colonoscopy

ICE GTFO MPLS

If this post resonates with you, schedule your colonoscopy today.

I always thought Mr Tr*mp was the oldest butthole on earth

off to the hospital for round 13 of chemo, lucky me

She used to wake me up with coooofffffeeee every morning

The 400 Unit sounds huge in here. Isbell’s voice is maybe better than ever. The Armory is a great spot for a show as long as you don’t need ADA accommodations. They don’t seem to do those.

I helped

This is what heroin must feel like

"apple fritters roughly the size of a toilet seat" is appetizing but it shouldn't be

You're in good company

I celebrate the guy's entire catalog (office space meme)

Macbeth, Merchant, Midsummer, Lear, Hamlet, Othello, and pretty much all the histories

that's too bad

Three Girls Bakery at the Market

People say BlueSky is an echo chamber but we have road cyclists, gravel cyclists, mountain bikers, single speeders, fixie riders, cargo bike riders, e-bike riders, hybrid riders, recumbent riders, bikepackers, randonneurs, and I'm sure we even have a few unicyclists among us

Congrats to Rep. @katiejonesmpls.bsky.social and family, who biked to the hospital last week and came back with baby Hans. Here's what she told me about the ride:

Sayonara dog killer. You still must be prosecuted.

A photo of the McDonald's Big Arch, with poppy seed/sesame seed bun and a lot of shredduce emerging around the patties.

Two quarter-pound patties and three slices of cheese make the McDonald's Big Arch a 1,000-calorie wall of meat. I finished about 30% before composting it. I was hoping for a throwback to the tasty Arch Deluxe or at least the balance of a Big Mac, but this thing is merely dense and salty.

Close to 650 federal agents remain in Minnesota weeks after border czar announced end of operation There are still more than quadruple the 150 agents Tom Homan said there would be in the state by the end of last week.

They’re still lying to us.

www.startribune.com/close-to-650...

I’m rugged as hell because my maternal grandfather was a WWII Navy vet and a union carpenter, and my paternal grandfather ran dump trucks that hauled black dirt and molding sand all throughout the Minnesota River Valley.

I like using those options too. Anything is better than selling to someone you know and getting caught in a soap opera.

Two years ago this week I sold an extra concert ticket to a guy who turned out to be stalking and harassing a woman who was also going to the show. He got drunk and disappeared. I ran into the woman and she made a pass at me. Twice. That’s why I always sell my tickets through StubHub now.

Hi, hello, not a bot, former English major, we exist

Dude, Read a Novel Challenge

D’s Banh Mi at 38th and Nicollet in Mpls

Big beautiful banh mi

First Wednesday Sandwich Siren Awoooooo

Reading is an out-of-body experience

coffee is a mind-altering drug

Ant hits a three, makes a superb block and grabs the ball