House Rs just passed the budget resolution, the first step in their process to enact a bill that'd kick millions off Medicaid & cut SNAP down to just $1.60 per person per meal on avg while cutting taxes for the top 0.1% by $278k - all while increasing the debt
🧵on what's to come and WHERE TO FIGHT
I think the way it works you’re not supposed to log in until you retire
Also I gotta get in this OF game goddamn
Post a pic you took to add some calm to the timeline
it goes like this, the fork, the lift
The older I get the more I understand why Lieutenant Dan was so mad at Forrest for saving his life
My ass hungry for scrap. What’s copper going for today?
*answers the phone* “HE DID WHAAAAAAAT?!”
Oh my god I would be so unbelievably pissed
Clocking into work five minutes late while doing a Trump impression like “It’s ok when you work from home they let you do it”
Mayor… Hello.
If you get into it with your family this Thanksgiving pls livestream it so we can all see it and back you up
OH NO TIME TO CALL THE VET SOMETHING WRONG
DANG IS THAT BOOBIES UNDER THERE
I am going to fuck the hot cartoon person
Frieza— Hello.
**Trump Voice** “They love hugging and kissing and giving big wet smoochies over there there folks, it’s not right.
THEY WANT TO MAKE IT ILLEGAL TO BE MEAN FOLKS ITS UNAMERICAN!! VOTE FOR ME AND TOGETHER WE’LL MAKE HATING AS AN OLYMPIC SPORT GREAT AGAIN!
Waiting for posters on this website to start being haters before I start posting here primarily.
Sam👁️ is a real one
LOOK AT THE MOD-LOVER YALL LMAO BRO LOVIN THE MODS HE SMOOCHIN EM 😚😚
A computer graphic of two dumb bitches spraying each other with blue and red mouth crud
Me and my dumb bitch friend telling each other exactlyyy
I mean I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO.
Oh shit I forgot about this app
fifth wave feminism
PISS JUGMAN
I can’t stop thinking about this
Can you hear that? It's the sound of comedians everywhere muttering a reverent "fuck" under their breath.
