woke up craving death like a hot meal⦠anyone else?
woke up craving death like a hot meal⦠anyone else?
Someone please give @bambibanks.bsky.social a laser pointer for Xmas so she can snipe us all off the hydrate stage
We all gotta start somewhere π
I gave myself one mission in Seattle:
Flirt with King Molasses
Tonight the mission was accomplished
Iβve only been awake for 2 hours and I am already in love with Seattle π
I have been stuck in Denver for 5 hours now
Heard the K-pop demon hunters soundtrack on the street. Turned to see Switch driving past jamming out π€£
ΒΏPagina Latina?
My coworkers are currently discussing how different Harry Potter would have been if single character had a gun
Love like a dyke
Fuck like a faggot
The older I get the harder it is to tell yt people apart
@spadeslick.bsky.social @lovelybedhead.bsky.social
Confidently pointed this sweet lady the wrong way to a museum and didnβt realize it until she was already goneβ¦ sorry diva
Β‘Viva la revoluciΓ³n!
Ahhh thank you!!!! βοΈπ€βοΈ
We are kings
Not because we want to be men
Not because we want to be masculine
And not because we want power
It is because we want room
-King Molasses π
And Iβll do it again!
Give Wes and I a mic and you WILL be entertained π€
This is the Maggie I work with. We call her Maggles
Went to pick up a dog & walked in on this 65 yr old woman riding her peloton playing a pink Nintendo ds
So who is going with board my yacht?
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Heyyyyy queeeeeen ππ½ππ½
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Also shoutout to @lovelybedhead.bsky.social for my fierce Metallicunt runway look!!
Thank you all for everything. Iβm so proud of what I brought to the Hydrate stage. And I canβt wait to show yall what I have in storeβ¦And now, to sleep for 69 hours π©΅
Having crushes on your friends is so silly
Like are we gonna play Smash Bros or are we gonna smash, bro? π€·π½
I have officially been walking dogs today for longer than I was asleep last night π
A priest, a demon, and a sacrificial lamb walk into a bar and they canβt leave because thereβs no re-entry
πΈ @tymeup.bsky.social
@spadeslick.bsky.social @lovelybedhead.bsky.social
A cohesive group for sure lmaooo