Cheddar

Cheddar lies on the floor, next to a small tub of Temptations treats. He is looking upwards towards his mama with big eyes and a pleading expression.

Mama, see dis tub of tweats?
I needs it open now
I twied to open it myself
But I dos not noe how

Mama, see dis tub of tweats?
Pleez open it for me
I jus wants to chek it safe
Inside, I wants to see

#CheddarPoetry #IMaybeTwiedOpeningItInDaNite #SockyTwiedToo #ItNeedsInspekshin

Cheddar looks up at the camera with an unimpressed expression on his face.

Mama, I not hab impwess
Yoo needs to go to bed
Yoo has waked for two hole days
Dat not be good for hed!

Come wif me, we go lie down
Awake, yoo cannot stay
I will purr until yoo sleeps
And keep da zoms away

#CheddarPoetry #NiteIsForSleeps #MamaKeepedGettingUpAndWakingMe #ITired

Wats almind payst?

I has hat dwawer too. It gots lots hats inside.

kissy kiss!

yaa!

Cheddar holds tight onto his mama's hand with both his paws as he bites her. His one foot is on her hand as he bunnykicks. He has a wild expression on his face.

Mama starts to bwushy me
I mew and start to purr
After fwee, I has enuff
I flip and bitey her

#CheddarPoetry #ILikesBwushys #ICanSumtimesHabNineBwushys #ButDenDaWildComesOut #IBiteyBunnykikky

Closeup of Cheddar as he sleeps, snuggled in a white blanket.

Snuggled in blanky
I dweams I a tiger
Deep in da jungil
Hunting my pwey

I spot in da darkness
A zombee dat hides
I start to gib chase
My legs running fast

I cach dem and pounce
I ded dem at wunts
I stands and I RAWRR
I wakes myself up

#IDedDaZombee #Dweam #IRAWRRInMySleep

Tempytayshins!

oh. But why?

Eggs nummy!

I not gots any eggs rite now. I ask mama for eggs but she not gib me any!

Closeup of Figgy as he bites the top of a blue pen.

Figgy sits on mama's lap
As mama twies to wite
Den da Figgy gwabs her pen
And starts to bitey bite

Mama ses da Figgy wach
Dat all I do, he see
Den he koppys eberyfing
So he can be like me

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #IMaybeDiddedDatYesserday #MamaSesToSetGoodEggsample #ILikeEggs

View from above as Cheddar stands up tall and holds onto his mama's hand tightly with his paw. In her hand, a treat can be seen. Cheddar is licking her finger.

I noe mama gots a tweat
It hiding in her hand
I mew but she not gib to me
So I hops up to stand

Gwabbing on her finger tite
I gib her kissys sweet
Den da mama lissens
And she lets me hab my tweat

#CheddarPoetry #MamaNotCanHidesTweatsFwomMe #IMakesShurIGetsDaTweat #IWantsMor

Wat da lesson?

my paws cold!

I noes it her cuz I herd her bumbum.

yayy!!!

It lots wude!

happy day!

Closeup of Cheddar's face from below. His mouth is slightly open. His face looks reminiscent of how he looked when he was a tiny baby kitten.

Mama tooked dis pikchur
She ses I looks like baby
Eben tho I big boy
I ses a liddle, maybe

I not shur why pikchur
Not show da big boy me
Mama ses a baby
Foreber she will see

#CheddarPoetry #INotABabyTho #IBeBigBoyWarryerNinjaFiter #DaPikchurLie

Figgy sits on a sheet of brown packing paper and is looking up at the camera with an innocent expression.

I be wif mama
Wen dere be a stink
She asks if I tooted
I tells her I not

Da Figgy comes running
He sitty nearby
Da mama, she asks him
If he maked a stinky

Da Fig runs away
He sings ee ee eeee!
She ses it was Fig
But I noes it was her

#MamaFarted #NotFiggy #NotMe #WeInnysent

I not means to skare yoos!

oh.

Cheddar looks like he's about to turn back around as he stands on the front steps. He is looking towards the right side of the camera, and fresh snow can be seen behind him.

At dor I cwied
At dor I pawed
At dor I pout and wined

Outside I goed
Den rite bak in
I mummbils neber mind

#CheddarPoetry #TooMuchSno #MyPawsGottedCold #ISesNoMittens #ICwyAtDorAgenAfterMamaClosedIt #MamaNotLetMeOutAgen #NoFair

Mama had hurty hed and it goed away but den it come bak agen.

I not like hats tho.

It ok. Maybe yoo can wears tomoro .

RAWRRRRR!!

I neber bully da figgy.