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Allison๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ & The Blowfish

@allistronomy

She/Her. YQU โžก๏ธ YEG โžก๏ธ YYC. ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’› EAS&Physics. GIS, saxophone, cycling, fountain pens, random thoughts from my life. Winter lover, go Oilers go ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ—บ๏ธโœ’๏ธ๐ŸŽท

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Lots of jokes about getting up and going down to be had

12.03.2026 15:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice! I was thinking of something more geographically similar to the Abu Dhabi crude oil pipeline though, since people seem convinced that thereโ€™s a magic way to cut through that jutting piece of UAE/Oman. Would love to see the permitting around Nahwa

12.03.2026 15:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pipelines can do it for certain distances!
But building a pipeline in the best of times is a massive engineering feat, much less in a war zone. And Iโ€™m sure if it was a feasible option there, they would have already done it decades ago.

12.03.2026 12:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#LIB #LoveIsBlindReunion

I love that Jimmy and Chelsea are friends now. You can tell that Jimmy is just sitting there feeling so relieved that he didnโ€™t reach Chris levels of hate.

12.03.2026 03:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Katy Perryโ€™s instagram post which is a selfie of her and Justin, with the caption โ€œyou are the treasure you seekโ€

Katy Perryโ€™s instagram post which is a selfie of her and Justin, with the caption โ€œyou are the treasure you seekโ€

Justinโ€™s post which is a selfie of him smiling much larger with Alan Doyle and the caption โ€œa few of the gang celebrating one of Canadaโ€™s greatsโ€ฆโ€

Justinโ€™s post which is a selfie of him smiling much larger with Alan Doyle and the caption โ€œa few of the gang celebrating one of Canadaโ€™s greatsโ€ฆโ€

Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry both posted on instagram at the same time. She posted cute lovey stuff, and he posted Alan Doyle ๐Ÿ’€

11.03.2026 18:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This sounds terrible, BUT I do appreciate that they did practical effects. If weโ€™re going to put out dumb schlock, it may as well employ lots of people and blow some things up.

11.03.2026 14:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They are so funny. For something with a brain the size of a walnut, she sure has a LOT of sass.

11.03.2026 13:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No Mollys were harmed in the making of this post. Cookie is homemade and pretty basic, and she only licked it enough to ensure I wouldnโ€™t be able to eat it.

10.03.2026 23:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A cat is licking a sugar cookie with green icing

A cat is licking a sugar cookie with green icing

My cat finally realized that my water glass has a cover so she canโ€™t stick her dirty litter paw in it. I laid beside her to gloat and she got revenge by licking a cookie I was eating with her dirty tongue. Well played disgusting creature, well played.

10.03.2026 23:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a terrible excuse for giving up privacy. No one needs a restaurant review where they get to โ€œfeelโ€ exactly like they were there.

10.03.2026 21:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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No the clocks have not actually changed because they have not shifted Stonehenge yet

09.03.2026 13:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 722 ๐Ÿ” 71 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
IKEA - Start the Car! Commercial HD
IKEA - Start the Car! Commercial HD YouTube video by Peek of the Net

Just discovered that โ€œStart the Carโ€ was only a Canadian ad. You all need to see this and understand that every single Canadian leaving IKEA does this.

youtu.be/FcG3x-ohuYI?...

10.03.2026 03:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a cheerful supervisor!

09.03.2026 18:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screenshot of the article
โ€œTrump has also reportedly begun to guess peopleโ€™s shoe sizes to their faces. If this goes wrong, it could potentially be dangerous, menswear writer Derek Guy told the Journal. โ€œIf you have a suit that doesnโ€™t fit well, youโ€™ll just look bad. But if you have a shoe that doesnโ€™t fit well, you can develop physical issuesโ€ he saidโ€

In the middle is a photo of Marco Rubioโ€™s shoes with the caption โ€œMarco Rubio on Capitol Hull in December. His shoes donโ€™t appear to fit. โ€œ

A screenshot of the article โ€œTrump has also reportedly begun to guess peopleโ€™s shoe sizes to their faces. If this goes wrong, it could potentially be dangerous, menswear writer Derek Guy told the Journal. โ€œIf you have a suit that doesnโ€™t fit well, youโ€™ll just look bad. But if you have a shoe that doesnโ€™t fit well, you can develop physical issuesโ€ he saidโ€ In the middle is a photo of Marco Rubioโ€™s shoes with the caption โ€œMarco Rubio on Capitol Hull in December. His shoes donโ€™t appear to fit. โ€œ

Omg MENSWEAR GUY
@dieworkwear.bsky.social

09.03.2026 17:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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T. rex took 40 years to reach full size, study finds Tyrannosaurus rex may have taken far longer to grow up than scientists once thought. By analyzing growth rings in fossilized leg bones from 17 tyrannosaur specimens and using new statistical methods, ...

That's because they coddle them too much now. Back in my day, it only took 20 years for T-Rexes to fully mature, because they had discipline. Spare the rod, spoil the terrible tyrant lizard.

www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...

09.03.2026 02:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 3991 ๐Ÿ” 472 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 179 ๐Ÿ“Œ 36

Why did they phase out the keyboard tray? Iโ€™m forever chasing the ergonomics of my parents home computer desk

09.03.2026 15:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No wonder they lived forever. Your sim would probably die before feeling happiness without cheats.

09.03.2026 13:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got the legacy pack last year, and I love getting to play again. But damn, they are whiny and itโ€™s SO hard to make friends. Im playing mostly Makin Magic and Superstar, so Iโ€™ve just resorted to using spells to make friends so I can become more famous. I donโ€™t have time for this grind.

09.03.2026 13:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Monday! How is everyone doing? Besides, yโ€™know, everything? Anything exciting this week in your lives?

Iโ€™m ready to save some daylight, and do lots of stretching because Iโ€™ve been crunchy

09.03.2026 12:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Playing The Sims 2, I try to very strongly adhere to Legacy rules with zero cheats.

Iโ€™m playing The Sims 1 Legacy edition, and I didnโ€™t even bother buying a bed. I wonโ€™t cheat for money, but Iโ€™m shameless at cheating for their mood. They are so miserable!

09.03.2026 04:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We were in the UK last year, and we had Americans on some of our tours and they always began with โ€œIโ€™M SORRYโ€. Some even had pins that specified that they hadnโ€™t voted for him.

08.03.2026 23:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m pro-DST and time change, so Iโ€™m biased. But this has just been sloppy.

08.03.2026 21:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Theyโ€™ve had a mandate since 2019 to do this, but I feel like if you wait 7 years, you missed the boat? This entire implementation has been a mess, announcing only a week before the final change, and then trying to pressure the whole West Coast to follow?

Also, it already has a name. Yukon Std Time

08.03.2026 21:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!

The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

08.03.2026 15:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 4790 ๐Ÿ” 1427 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30 ๐Ÿ“Œ 72

I didnโ€™t grow up with grandfathers (thanks Big Tobacco), and I lost my last grandparent over a decade ago.

But I have a grandpa-in-law, and he turned 90 yesterday! Itโ€™s hard watching him age, but itโ€™s so special to get to experience this relationship I never thought I would get to have.

08.03.2026 19:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every time the fiancรฉ is gone, I watch a movie alone that I think he wonโ€™t really care about. Then, I love it, read all the IMDb trivia about it, and end up watching it the next day when I force him to do it.

In the last week, this has happened with both Bugonia and Weapons.

08.03.2026 19:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A balcony with a table and two benches, dusted with snow. You can see a snow covered roof in the background, as well as tendrils of a dead plant covered in snow. There are visible snowflakes falling

A balcony with a table and two benches, dusted with snow. You can see a snow covered roof in the background, as well as tendrils of a dead plant covered in snow. There are visible snowflakes falling

So satisfying. So cozy inside doing all the cleaning while the fluffy white snow falls.

08.03.2026 18:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ngl, the time change Sunday vibes are immaculate today. Itโ€™s snowing outside, and gas is expensive, so you just stay home. The city is implementing water restrictions tomorrow, so you need to clean and prepare. Just an ideal set up to stay cozy and get ready for spring.

08.03.2026 18:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Youโ€™ll get it back, but itโ€™s currently an interest-free loan to them.

08.03.2026 17:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Our ovenโ€™s up and down arrows broke last fall before the change. Today, we celebrate the oven clock being correct once again.

08.03.2026 16:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0