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My name is Jeremiah Olney. I'm a renter, transit rider, non-profit worker and Georgia's next representative for HD57.

Millions of families in Georgia are struggling because we have almost no one looking out for us.

Corporations and billionaires have their champions. You deserve one, too.

#gapol

I know!!! And I'm behind on Mewgenics!!! Shit I haven't even played Hades 2 yet. I'm in so much gamer debt.

I've been so busy it's been a week since I've played a video game. I think this is the longest I've gone without playing video games since I started playing video games.

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Closed-minded and closed-hearted

Appeal to emotions only works on people who are capable of feeling emotions

Evan says you look like the depression clown from the Sims

Y'know?

Which will make everything

And then after that

We just gotta

Don't worry guys, I figured it all out

You got hot pot spot???

Oh I'm gonna honk

I'm enlisting in the Navy just so I can get that gay ass sailor uniform then get discharged for looking so gay.

Boom, free clothes.

🅱️

Nah I'll just let it out, they wanted to know

I've been screaming in my head and it's actually providing some stress relief and is much easier on my throat than actual screaming

Ironic that this line is frequently misheard

@nobr.me I love you @nobr.me but also I want you to know I HATE you @nobr.me but most importantly. I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH @nobr.me

ARTE

Common misconception. The song actually came from a South Park montage that was later referenced in Scarface

Post a car picture you took

Performatively*

My ass when the bandit hits my tile

"it's important to be yourself!"

"... but what if I'm only being myself performative?"

It's you. You're Happening.