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Karl-Franz

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PhD Biomechanical Engineering and Space Science. Atheist who loves snark, sarcasm, wit and cute animals. #FDJT #SingularityIsNear #VoteBlue Ex-American happily living in Akureyri, Iceland ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ

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Itโ€™s almost as if heโ€™s begging to be dismembered with a bone saw.

07.03.2026 18:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aim lower, guys!

07.03.2026 15:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Iran, your primary mission:

07.03.2026 14:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 07:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ETTD

06.03.2026 02:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does she get to keep her bag of dildos?

05.03.2026 23:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The dance portion is epic

05.03.2026 23:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whoโ€™s gonna be the Little Spoon between Mullins and Lewandowski?

05.03.2026 23:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When are people gonna wake up and realize that religions are a scam?

05.03.2026 23:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Another $46M that Piggy will stow in his offshore coffers for โ€œsafe-keepingโ€œ

05.03.2026 23:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donโ€™t think he would care if the kid was sent to war.

05.03.2026 11:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Piggy claims he could shoot someone in the middle of Fifth Ave. and be completely safe.

Dems should win back Congress then, after impeaching him, load him on an ICE plane and drop him off in the middle of Tehran. Letโ€™s see if he feels just as safe there.

05.03.2026 11:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bad people of the world, unite!

05.03.2026 10:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

400 Tomahawks?! ๐Ÿ˜ณ JFC!

05.03.2026 10:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Straight out of the Putin โ€œSpecial Military Operationโ€ playbook.

05.03.2026 10:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคญ

05.03.2026 10:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a pathetic plea for attention. ๐Ÿ™„

05.03.2026 10:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Still wouldโ€™ve preferred if Americans chose Jasmin.

05.03.2026 03:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ugh! These folks really need to stop using the label โ€œLatin-Xโ€. Itโ€™s not a term Hispanic people use to describe themselves. White people coined it because they wanted to prove to others that they were โ€œpro-inclusivityโ€

05.03.2026 02:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 00:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only problem is that Pritzker is another white male billionaire.

05.03.2026 00:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All religions are misguided.

05.03.2026 00:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So typical. ๐Ÿ™

04.03.2026 12:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Putin also wants to show him the lovely view from his bedroom window.

04.03.2026 12:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Amazing how much Shakespeare and Lincoln had in common.

04.03.2026 01:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Actually, we realize it just fine. In fact, youโ€™d have to be pretty obtuse to miss the clues weโ€™ve been dropping.

04.03.2026 00:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What do you call a leper in a bathtub?

Stu

(Piggy Stew) ๐Ÿฒ

04.03.2026 00:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I didnโ€™t call Piggy Kraznov a child fucker. I said it appears to be an act of child fucking.

03.03.2026 23:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine starting a new company and a week and a half later landing a $143M contract! Wow. How fortunate. Talk about living the American Dream. ๐Ÿ™„

03.03.2026 21:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0