existenocrisis

OpenAI sued for practicing law without a license OpenAI has been accused of practicing law without a license in a lawsuit brought by Nippon Life Insurance Co. of America.

www.abajournal.com/news/article...

Hey I had that exact thought at 7:08.

Ummm... Excuse me, can I help you find something?

Fun thing to think about very briefly: who currently has better lawyers, the United States or Nintendo

A bipedal red fox paints a rainbow across the sky. They have a determined look on their face. To the right of the rainbow are segments of text from newspaper articles about grim news for LGBTQIA+ folks, especially trans folks. On the left, there are flowers on the ground, with butterflies flittering about. The discouraging words are illegible faint smudges. Artist: BriarhideIllust

Persist against all odds

Same same!

How old are you? 30? 40? Not even close. I am 5000.

Seriously which temple gets the red cable and which gets the black?

Stay tired so you don't gotta get tired

If I won the lottery today I'd still have six weeks of work to do. Do not like.

god saves his spiciest mustard for his bravest lil corndogs

my 11yo semi verbal autistic daughter has started saying "that's AI" instead of "that's bullshit" and I must say she is always correct at calling out bullshit

TYPO

(Take Your Pants Off)

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2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

NORMA IS DRIVING THE ABSOLUTE 💩 OUT OF THIS UBER!!!!

am I having an episode or did it just warm up ten degrees

JUST HAD TWO MUFFINS 4 SQUARES OF CHOCOLATE AND A DROP OF CHERRYADE. THE CRAB BASKETS ARE OUT, MIGHT BE LUCKY, CHURCH BELLS WERE RING IN TOWN PERHAPS THEY WERE FOR ME.

you are allowed to have a big treat, as a lil treat

Henrietta Lacks' Family Reaches Settlement in Fight Over Her Stolen Cells Details of the Novartis agreement aren't public, but the family says it is pleased with the outcome.

A long overdue reckoning for Henrietta Lacks — the Black woman whose cancer cells led to breakthroughs but were harvested without her consent. Novartis has settled a lawsuit by Lacks’ estate that alleged the pharmaceutical giant profited off her cells.
https://bit.ly/3NgCeBs

Incredible to imagine the possibility of an American company expressing one (1) single ethic

This is what genuine BDE looks like in the wild. You can’t say no and you don’t know why.

Ope i have wandered onto the web and learned too much again

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

Marry your enemy.

Have passionate sex.

Have kids with your enemy and live a long and happy life with your enemy until one of you dies of old age and then the other one wins.

A happy magic frog that says poof. You are now untired and very happy.

I CAST WHIMSY ON THE SKYLINE

Dog belly dancing, part 2.

Now imagine an entire society that made life difficult...

2,345 adults, nearly 30% had at least one person who often made life difficult.

Each extra hassler was tied to 1.5% faster biological aging and about 9 months older cells, linking strained ties to inflammation and multimorbidity.

www.pnas.org/doi/full/10....

one of the basic problems of prediction markets that our brilliant economists clearly have not thought through is that the insider trading poisons basically everything in public life. everything is potentially untrustworthy, a set-up. the fix is always in.

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