Purple Drank

Can this site please take over now

He’s like “where is my monocle?!?”

Not at all predicting where Soto is going, but the Dodgers being completely radio silent when it comes to Juan Soto rumors is completely on brand.

It’s on par with the city connect designs

Blake Snell has been dreaming of this partnership for as long as Blake Snell has realized that he can capitalize on personal merchandise

Me, watching the Army-Notre Dame football game

“Oh hey that’s where Gerrit Cole stopped running to 1st base”

HaAhahahaaaaaaaa go Cal

I thought they usually post the full episode like 4 weeks after it originally airs, or something

Second favorite subtle detail: Anthony Rizzo immediately walking to the dugout as soon as Freeman made contact with the ball

It’s been three weeks, but I think my favorite subtle detail of Freeman’s grand slam is the one fan in the background who throws water into the air in celebration as Freeman is flexing towards the bullpen and rounding third base.

Oh from the sounds of it, it sounds like I missed a lot. Ohtani signed WHERE?!?

You did, it had to have been in error, though. I’ve missed out on a lot of breaking news, Jon

Hi Jon Heyman I’m glad I can interact with you again.

The discourse is silly. Yes, you absolutely want Juan Soto. It’s not your money.

Plus Dave Roberts is the manager, and while he is the worst World Series winning strategist manager ever, he also manages a damn fine clubhouse culture.

Had a case of the Mondays, so I watched Freddie’s grand slam again and I feel fantastic

Wow sounds like Russell Wilson!

Capitalism sucks for a variety of reasons, but this would be a pretty good bullet point in favor of it.

I remember when Celebrity Deathmatch was claymation. But thank god we are like two steps away from making it a reality.

Somebody should do that to Carlos Correa

Long gone are the days when I had to go into the dark web into my Purple Drank burner account to see why everybody was going crazy misspelling Aaron Judge’s name for about 20 minutes.

hi @jonheyman.bsky.social I’m so happy to have access to communicate with you again!!

Somebody should create an app that allows you to automatically copy and post your bluesky post onto Twitter, but does it without adding impressions to Twitter analytics. Brilliant concept, IMO

It absolutely will not work as intended, unless the plan is to appease the fans with nostalgia. That plan seems to be working

Hi @andrewbaggarly.bsky.social I look forward to many interactions on this platform

I totally didn’t even account for the fact that I have a fresh slate to interact with the likes of Jon Heyman, Bill Plunkett, Alanna Rizzo, and countless other media people who blocked me. Looking forward to very mature and serious discussions on this app again.

So nice that I am the first Purple Drank on this platform, and not the 0th