Just sent off a query your way (and added a bunch of the favs you listed on PM to my list!). "Messy" and "slightly disturbing" are very much my vibe.
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Just sent off a query your way (and added a bunch of the favs you listed on PM to my list!). "Messy" and "slightly disturbing" are very much my vibe.
Just sent off a query your way — there is so much about Miami that no one would believe is real. I hope to send future-you down a Google rabbit hole.
I've got a messy, messy queen just trying to make it in this crazy world who gets exactly what she wants in the end (though not everyone would agree that's whats best for her...). Just sent you my query for BRAINROT.
Oh! Oh! I have one where the catering side hustle group chat does.... just some light poison at the opening of a detention center...
And Just Like That Take: Carrie doesn’t need a man to validate that she is a writer!!! She has seven best sellers. She is CARRIE BRADSHAW. I’m unreasonably angry. Maybe reasonably.
Oh you know the vaping priest in Conclave is hitting it hard today.
What is the perfect movie and why is it Girl, Interrupted? (Working theory besides Angelina’s perfect t and jeans combos is it features the most gratifying montages in film history)
So the youth have digital cameras now? Cute.
Why does the bad smelling flower pop up on the internet every few years?
Thank you for your service
I have bronchitis and am on a steroid i have to take after breakfast, lunch and… ‘supper’? It’s giving Little House on the Prairie. It’s giving Nosferatu. It’s giving Little Women.
A few months ago my husband decided to ‘get into fiction’ and now he is a full blown Rooney Tune. 💘💘💘💘
The vaping priest in Conclave.
Sandra Cisneros 🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽
Someone out there gets to say ‘my uncle paints the boards for the challenges in Survivor.’ That’s so cool.
I took a little nap in the middle of Conclave and realized that’s a genre of movie i like too: movies where you can snooze for fifteen minutes and pick it back up and it’s chill
Oh, also The Room Next Door featured a lot, and I mean a lot, of huge grapes. Like, in 50% of the movie Julianne Moore was biting into massive grapes or there were grapes on the table. If someone can explain this to me I’d be grateful. Not complaining though.
The Room Next Door is in the Tar family aka my fav genre of movies: films about expensive sweaters
My Uber in Paris had Christmas music in when i got in and it switched to Cuban music… how did he know?
Someone once looked at this and said — ‘let’s just call it starfruit. Don’t overthink it.’
A 90 year old woman told me this dirty joke tonight:
A woman says to her doctor, ‘my chest hurts and I’m dizzy’ and the doctor says to her ‘I’m not a doctor I’m a bartender and your tit fell out of your shirt and is in the ashtray’
Watched a video of Martha Stewart and Robin Williams cooking steak and it’s crazy how much funny stuff is out there, somewhere.
This is Tom Wolfe style, boots on the ground journalism.
Anora and Long Island Compromise are spiritual sisters.
I hate when the pilot announces the cruising altitude — I don’t need to know my guy! Do not remind me how high we are. I thought we all agreed not to think too much about that!
I’d like to read an essay by Tina Fey on Mary Tyler Moore‘s influence on her work.
The Muppet Christmas Carol is mostly pic one but weirdly also pic 2 — what’s the story?
Just started Home Alone 2 and in the first 5 min an adult calls a kid a pervert and tells him he’s going to kill him. They don’t make em like this anymore.
SunChips are back.
I love movies like Metropolitan where little shit heads talk a lot.