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Hopefully sheโ€™ll learn her lesson.

11.03.2026 22:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pushy, far-left, energetic gainsayer Sen. C. Schumer - she just had to escape.

11.03.2026 22:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He sounds a little loomey to be honest.

11.03.2026 19:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a man chained to a fence with the website gifrun.com below him Alt: Family Guy (?) skit with a prison chain gang walking and the middle guy is like a Don Martin drawing making his style of sound effect onomatopoeia words appear each step
11.03.2026 18:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice.

11.03.2026 10:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This was a great read

11.03.2026 02:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐ŸŽถfree-eee-ee-birrrrdโ€ฆ๐ŸŽถ

11.03.2026 01:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(sympathetic spontaneous zombie lesion appears on neck at briefing)

10.03.2026 21:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean this should do it.

10.03.2026 21:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(Homer to Barr finger in air meme) โ€œ10 day debacle so far!โ€

10.03.2026 21:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a podium that says the white house on it . Alt: Sean Spicer character on SNL at the podium in the briefing room suddenly starts motoring forward in an apparently motorized podium vehicle, utterly terrorizing the press pool with transhuman shouting and locomotion
10.03.2026 21:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œHangover Styleโ€ ๐Ÿ˜Œ

10.03.2026 21:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œOpen the possum bay doors, HAL.โ€

10.03.2026 16:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donโ€™t wanna get entangled in these discussionsโ€ฆ

10.03.2026 15:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tim-monk-three

10.03.2026 14:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a bald man wearing glasses stands in front of a microphone holding a piece of paper Alt: Paul Shaffer reacting skeptically from within his Letterman show bandleader keyboard nirvana, peering over his dark glasses
10.03.2026 14:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a destroyed building and says please disperse Alt: Leslie Nielsen waving people away from a pyrotechnic smorgasbord behind him, assuring everyone โ€œnothing to see hereโ€
10.03.2026 14:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œIโ€™m sorry, Danโ€ฆโ€ฆ..โ€

09.03.2026 21:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you read the book before the comic came out?

09.03.2026 14:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 14:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a man cleaning a red car that says phony on it Alt: Family Guy dude spray painting Phony on Peter's red car then scampering away, "That's right, you're a big fat phony!"
07.03.2026 15:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is clapping his hands with a picture of a cat on his face . Alt: DiCaprio clapping meme with a kitteh head bopping back and forth over his head

The alt text

06.03.2026 18:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Agree esp. when weather is cold - leaving it plugged in is an absolute gamechanger

06.03.2026 17:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Excellent article. Wow.

05.03.2026 20:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜’

05.03.2026 20:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Meet-cute with CoreyLew ๐Ÿ’š

05.03.2026 20:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Somehow believe watching how her future plays out is going to be supremely disappointing

05.03.2026 18:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Secretary of More

05.03.2026 18:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They can carefully explain the irony in 5th grader language and he still wonโ€™t get it.

05.03.2026 02:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NoNoteโ„ข๏ธ

05.03.2026 02:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0