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@slanderpanic

Nerd of all trades, roller derby announcer, cannabis enthusiast, cat dad. I'm generally pretty awesome.

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It turns out, all they had to do was let us cry, "Wolf!" until people got sick enough of hearing it that they'd happily vote for someone unscrupulous enough to take over.

03.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've seen some trippy anime, but #FireForce just smashed the Fourth Wall, ground it into powder, and snorted rails of it.

02.03.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Our new show NIGHT COURT is coming up NEXT WEEK in Brooklyn! Bailiff @jessethorn.bsky.social gave us a SNEAK PREVIEW of a new game, BULL WRIT! Do you know the answer? Drop a guess below!!

01.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I really hope @discord.com backs down from this age-verification bullshit. My Nitro is up for renewal next month and, while I've gotten a lot of enjoyment out of that service, I'm not going to keep paying for it when all my servers empty out.

09.02.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@slanderpanic.bsky.social

07.02.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.

31.01.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 25740 πŸ” 5694 πŸ’¬ 818 πŸ“Œ 732
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It's STFU Friday.
Refresh the script πŸ‘‡

23.01.2026 10:36 πŸ‘ 2677 πŸ” 1517 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 47

I am so fucking sick of the, "You're OLD, finish the books before you die" discourse about GRRM. He's a human being and the only person who needs to be concerned with his lifespan is him.

#GameOfThrones #HouseOfTheDragon #AKnightOfTheSevenKingdoms

23.01.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To all first responders who are working over the holidays, I sincerely hope y'all are bored senseless during your shifts. May your vehicles be spotless and your busywork wrapped up tighter than your gifts.

24.12.2025 18:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A gorgeous calico cat getting her chin stroked.

A gorgeous calico cat getting her chin stroked.

Meowy Pipsmas!

#PipIsCute #PipIsFestive #CatsOfBluesky

24.12.2025 17:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Was gonna save this for Trek Tuesday, but i woke up and saw the news and thought y'all might need a hug. πŸ«‚πŸ––πŸ»

14.12.2025 16:21 πŸ‘ 222 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 6
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Glamour shots of my finished MG Rick Dom. #gunpla #gundam #diorama #scalemodel #photography

06.12.2025 22:04 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I take back all the shit I talked. This #Fallout76 update was SO worth the wait.

04.12.2025 18:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This #Fallout76 server kerfluffle would be funny if it didn't seem to happen every. single. major. update. Y'all have been doing this for seven years. How are you still so bad at it?

03.12.2025 15:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Panel 1 - The Enterprise is in orbit of Risa. Captain Jellico has had to bail Riker out of horny jail... again. 
Panel 2 - Jellico: Will, I was thinking abotu making a standing order to have Christmas trees all over the ship.
Panel 3  - It might spruce up the place a bit.
Panel 4 - Jellico Jaunt(Christmas edition)

Panel 1 - The Enterprise is in orbit of Risa. Captain Jellico has had to bail Riker out of horny jail... again. Panel 2 - Jellico: Will, I was thinking abotu making a standing order to have Christmas trees all over the ship. Panel 3 - It might spruce up the place a bit. Panel 4 - Jellico Jaunt(Christmas edition)

IT BEGINS! #StarTrek #JellicoTrek #CaptainJollyco

01.12.2025 17:56 πŸ‘ 102 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

NICHE FALLOUT 76 CONTENT BEGINS

Last night, I went to the Pick to buy some legendary modules, and while I was there, I GOT A PERFECTLY PRESERVED PIE FROM THE PORT-A-DINER!

I try every time I see one, and this is the first time it's delivered. It was very exciting.

NICHE FALLOUT 76 CONTENT ENDS

27.11.2025 20:10 πŸ‘ 498 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 4
A beautiful calico cat sitting on an end table in a sunbeam in front of a screen door.

A beautiful calico cat sitting on an end table in a sunbeam in front of a screen door.

Solar powered floof.

#PipIsCute #PipIsEcoFriendly

27.11.2025 23:40 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A beardy human and a gorgeous calico cat, both smiling at the camera.

A beardy human and a gorgeous calico cat, both smiling at the camera.

Happy Thanksgiving from Pip and me!

#PipIsCute #PipLovesTurkey

27.11.2025 23:38 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Boys have swag

Gentlemen have style

I have a shark-cuterie board

27.11.2025 21:08 πŸ‘ 360 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1
Still from the first ever MST3K Experiment 
Crow, Joel, and Beeper are on the bridge of the Satellite of Love

Still from the first ever MST3K Experiment Crow, Joel, and Beeper are on the bridge of the Satellite of Love

Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K

24.11.2025 14:14 πŸ‘ 4503 πŸ” 1530 πŸ’¬ 79 πŸ“Œ 272

Call the United States Capitol switchboard at (202) 224-3121 and they will connect you with your senator's office.

No matter how they voted last night, every one of them has a say in maintaining Chuck Schumer and Dick Durbin as their caucus leaders. Every one of them is accountable here.

10.11.2025 13:18 πŸ‘ 1942 πŸ” 742 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 38

Progressives didn't make historic gains last week for the benefit of the Schumer crew. Those gains were made in spite of these dickshits. They've shown again and again that they'll fail to meet the moment and, as a result, we're forced to rebuild the party out from underneath them.

10.11.2025 14:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you're a T-Mobile customer, you get Apple TV included, which means you have no excuse for not having watched #Plur1bus. Get after it.

10.11.2025 14:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ow. Right in the wallet.

07.11.2025 19:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My kingdom for 24/48 hour @discord.com slowmode options.

03.11.2025 15:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The @pbs.org Youtube channel is a literal national treasure. Fuck the Repugnicans for going to war against public education.

29.10.2025 00:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didn’t have social media growing up, and there’s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didn’t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and you’ve got to live with it now. That’s tough.

VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, β€œFor the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it’s because your dad was a fool. Don’t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I’m not now.” There’s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and that’s the very thing we preach against β€” being a sheep. And that’s what I was doing.

https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/

STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didn’t have social media growing up, and there’s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didn’t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and you’ve got to live with it now. That’s tough. VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, β€œFor the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it’s because your dad was a fool. Don’t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I’m not now.” There’s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and that’s the very thing we preach against β€” being a sheep. And that’s what I was doing. https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

21.10.2025 15:58 πŸ‘ 17955 πŸ” 4714 πŸ’¬ 140 πŸ“Œ 333

I can tell I've been watching too much #Foundation lately because I keep having dreams wherein I'm a Cleon dreaming in my pod while I wait to get decanted.

22.10.2025 12:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Look, I get it. STO is a 15 year-old F2P MMORPG. It's gotta make money somewhere. But this is still a tremendous letdown for those of us who can't afford to spend $300 to get a new spaceship in a video game.

21.10.2025 19:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They did this amazing addition to the game, got us all excited, and then fucking BURIED it in a gamblecrate. I'm extremely disappointed, but I guess at least the whales will be happy?

#StarTrekOnline #STO #StarTrek #TheLastStarship

21.10.2025 19:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0