thedrevlow

"After I heard Carolyn’s brother died I figured I should buy her some flowers. I mean, if my brother got high and fell in front of a train I’d want some flowers." - Sean Taro Nishi mrbullbull.com/newbull/fict...

“NO MAN IS AN ISLAND, BUT THEN I’M NOT A MAN” i’m an island of trash.my friends call me trash island.they throw charity dinners to rid the world of me.how many nonprofits does it take before you get the joke?the punchline:my friends are here t…

Huge thanks to @apconmag.bsky.social & Jacob Everett for publishing "No Man Is an island but I am not a man" (part of my upcoming collection trash pomes 4 trash people). Would be grateful if you'd take a whiff. Or check out all their other kickass stuff apocalypse-confidential.com/2026/03/02/n...

Probably should've tagged @cowboyjamboree.bsky.social

Would love to see you/hug you/shake your hand at Baltimore this week:
@ book fair from 9'ish-5 Thurs-Sat selling BULL, Booth no. 254
@ The Golden Care reading, 7-9 Thurs
@ The Love & Regret Gastropub reading, 7:30-9:30 Fri
Spread the word.
I am large.
I got a lotta love to give.

Would love to see you/hug you/shake your hand at Baltimore this week:
@ book fair from 9'ish-5 Thurs-Sat selling BULL, Booth no. 254
@ The Golden Care reading, 7-9 Thurs
@ The Love & Regret Gastropub reading, 7:30-9:30 Fri
Spread the word.
I am large.
I got a lotta love to give.

My short story "127 Feet" appears in the new @mrbullbull.bsky.social anthology. Bull published it last year (thx @thedrevlow.bsky.social) and it's a story I had so much fun writing. I hope you'll check it out and the other contributor stories as well--it's only $6! www.amazon.com/dp/B0GPX54CR...

Cool, cool. Glad you dig them. I just found them a couple months ago myself.

"He’d promised himself, promised his therapist, he’d stop letting his anger be the first thing out of his mouth. But here he was, a grown man, sober for three months, crying over a clogged drain while his son watched him unravel like cheap plumbing." Susmita Mukherjee mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...

Please spread the word to any high school English teachers you know. The deadline for Georgia Southern's High School Writing contest is NEXT SUNDAY, MAR. 1. All submissions are free. Students can submit multiple categories (both creative & standard essays). See link on flier:

Amigo The Devil - "I'm Going to Heaven" (Official Visual) YouTube video by Amigo the Devil

It was actually inspired by "I'm Goin' to Heaven" by Amigo the Devil www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF-2.... "No matter what they say / I'm going to Heaven / Even God won't get in my way / He can scream and he can pray but / I'm not leaving till the pearly gates are crimson."

Ah, you're the best, Linda. Love ya.

Thanks so much, Samuel. Much love.

Thanks so much. Glad you dug it.

Heaven is Easy Heaven is easy, you punch Jesus right in the kisser–POW!–tell Him you ain’t takin’ no for an answer, remind Him of the story of prodigal son, tell him, well, Big Bro, I’m home, and slap him on the bac...

"Heaven is easy, you punch Jesus right in the kisser–POW!–tell Him you ain’t takin’ no for an answer, remind Him of the story of prodigal son, tell him, well, Big Bro, I’m home, slap him on the back, wait for the blood of Christ’s nose to be shed for you." hawkeyemag.com/stories/drev...

Heaven is Easy Heaven is easy, you punch Jesus right in the kisser–POW!–tell Him you ain’t takin’ no for an answer, remind Him of the story of prodigal son, tell him, well, Big Bro, I’m home, and slap him on the bac...

Huge thanks to the folks at HAWKEYE mag for publishing this gonzo thingy about shooting your nuts off to get past the holy gates. It's called "Heaven is Easy" & it's like 80 comma-splices spliced together. Would be eternally grateful/damned if you'd check it out.
hawkeyemag.com/stories/drev...

a man in a banana costume holds an umbrella over another man ALT: a man in a banana costume holds an umbrella over another man

Major thanks to @juscarts.com/@somewordslit.bsky.social for publishing this story about a sad clown dying a bad banana death at a party for teenagers. Would feel better about myself as a human if you read & shared & didn't say mean things about my clown fixation somewords.boards.net/thread/75/be...

Benjamin Drevlow | Yes, I did break in and steal your cat.

🐈‍⬛ICYMI🐈‍⬛

Microfiction by @thedrevlow.bsky.social:

“Note: I also stole your bacon.” 🙀

www.claudineliterary.net/benjamindrev...

Thanks so much, James. Glad you dug it.

Thanks so much, Linda. Same right back atcha.

Thanks so much for the share, Pat. Much love.

So much greatness in this issue! Including a review of ALL THE DEAD WE HAVE YET TO BURY. Including stories by @thedrevlow.bsky.social @fionamckay.bsky.social @sudhab.bsky.social and a review of @mynachang.bsky.social's book!!!!

Thanks so much to the great D.E. Hardy and Claudine the cat for publishing this little pome of mine titled "Yes, I did break in and steal your cat."

Coming this Monday, humans! 🐈‍⬛🔥🐈‍⬛

@sudhab.bsky.social @thedrevlow.bsky.social @fionamckay.bsky.social @marioaliberto3.bsky.social @mynachang.bsky.social

You're the best, Maura. Much love.

For the humpday crowd. For the people who call Thursday "humpday." Only. Nobody else. If you read it and you're not a humpday person shame on you.

Very grateful to the great folks @literarygarage.bsky.social for taking a chance on this dark little ditty from my series: "Dateline Love Advice." It'd make my day if you'd take a look or at least check out their other great stuff literarygarage.com/the-thing-ab...

THE THING ABOUT A DEAD EX-GIRLFRIEND | Literary Garage

This one is funny, disturbing, brutally honest, and impossible to turn away from.

An excellent story from @thedrevlow.bsky.social about desire, regret, and the lies we tell ourselves to keep going.

Now live at The Garage:
literarygarage.com/the-thing-ab...

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"When the neighbor says Morning, and you nod and say, Not too bad."

I dig this little piece of writing by @thedrevlow.bsky.social 💙💙💙

Thanks so much, Dan. Glad you dug it. And thanks for sharing.

Thanks so much, JP. Glad you dug it.