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“Elise”

@pageantmalarkey

Just some girl you know

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Police with guns all over Waterloo station so my brain is obviously “don’t be weird don’t be weird”. Go to cash point right next to armed police woman. Get cash. Loudly say “thank you!” to the ATM.

04.03.2026 13:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Lol but the irony is I planned this.

01.03.2026 09:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you hit “Skip intro” on any of The Muppet Show episodes you are added to the FBI watchlist for being “potentially dead inside”.

28.02.2026 20:01 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Pretty sure BBC4 should put a warning out when they feature the 3 sexiest archetypes of pop in one evening. Namely Sexy Miss Havishams, Sexy Clowns and Sexy Morrissey Playing Bongos Surrounded by Cows #totp

27.02.2026 20:49 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Sexy Miss Havishams is definitely the exact mood evoked by this song #totp

27.02.2026 20:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Plunge for distance - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plunge_... finally found an Olympic sport I think I could do- it requires staying as still as possible for 60 seconds

18.02.2026 21:58 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

(Assuming one of these must be Adric?)

18.02.2026 21:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Got back at Gid for forbidding this costume by asking “Is that one Adric?” every time any new character entered a scene in the episode of Classic Who he was trying to watch.

18.02.2026 21:15 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“You’re not dressing up as Sexy Peter Egan for Halloween - that is where I draw the line.”

18.02.2026 21:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Canada: Are… are we the bad guys?

15.02.2026 21:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did Mike Oldfield see Tubular Bells as more Wicker Man than Exorcist or is that just Ruby Flipper’s take? #totp

13.02.2026 21:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In 1998 the first year you could have potentially danced to Backstreet’s Back in this event, the winners actually danced to Also Sprach Zarathustra.

09.02.2026 21:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did someone tell him “you have sparkly eyes” before he went out? Because he looks like a man who has just figured that out and is making flirty eye contact with every audience member #totp #travis

06.02.2026 19:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The scent of time travelling adultery

31.01.2026 11:32 👍 15 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0
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It’s the Alan Partridge theme! #totp (also canon)

30.01.2026 20:58 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I will always associate The Vengabus with sketch group the Beta Males and so in my mind it is canon that this is the only song left after the apocalypse #totp

30.01.2026 19:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It was the lyrics to an E17 song and now it’s Stereophonics- same song as now… but out of sync. Trying to work out what episode they’ve switched subs with.

30.01.2026 19:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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#totp captions are a BIT off

30.01.2026 19:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

James will def be in panto by Xmas- he has the delivery down pat.

23.01.2026 22:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can’t believe the Dread Pirate Roberts and Miss Hardbroom might win this #traitors

23.01.2026 21:26 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0
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Just because Disney have Goofy and Pluto it doesn’t mean you can’t keep pulling this shit. It’s confusing.

22.01.2026 23:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I had assumed the phrasing was akin to the “cold embrace of death”.

16.01.2026 19:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not my house, but I know my way around

13.01.2026 23:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

It’s called Steamy Pucks I think.

12.01.2026 10:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Have you seen A Dark Song (I mean you of all people probably have!)? It’s just a great low budget folk horror film for people frustrated by high budget folk horror films I think.

12.01.2026 09:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hallo there new Bluesky peeps! 😀 Here’s some useful information to remember while using this site:

One of us ALWAYS lies.

12.01.2026 09:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bit of a troll to not warn them about Mike.

12.01.2026 09:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Welcome to new Bluesky users.

Here’s how we do things:

1. Always observe the Hambledon Protocol

2. No flisking

3. If someone tealights you, rink them without apology

4. I don’t mind them so much, but tissue-posts are generally frowned on

5. No questions

Good luck!

11.01.2026 17:07 👍 757 🔁 192 💬 44 📌 25

I have had 5 Wordle Words. I have (loose definition) to wait until they come up before I pick a new one. The first 4 happened by 2023 I swear. This has been a grind. And not a fun word either!!!

12.01.2026 09:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

OH THANK CHRIST I CAN CHANGE MY WORDLE WORD.

12.01.2026 09:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0