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Lagoogoo Doll

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Proud father of eight uncle to 30. First 12 year old US Air Force pilot. Scientology journalist and expert. Invented ABLOUNGE and SLAPCHOP. Was chief of staff for Dianne Fienstein before the incident

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The one on the left grew up to be big boy JD Vance meme

06.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The number is yes

06.03.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes

06.03.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The reason you so many of the most annoying Twitter Politics guys are sticking by Platner has nothing to do with the candidate or policy and more to do with the fact that they can never have been wrong. I was excited about him for a bit and now I am not. Very easy thing to say if you are normal.

06.03.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 1432 πŸ” 248 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 7

They're going to drop the dooce

06.03.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He's yelling at the dumbass Fox News guy. Definitely starting to feel the heat. Will it matter? Who knows, but he's not comfy right now and that makes me feel good.

06.03.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 1552 πŸ” 245 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 3

These fucking guys man

06.03.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lol @ announcing this after markets close on Friday

06.03.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

nothing more endearing to people than an "i told you so" at a memorial

06.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 155 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 0

absolutely insane that $100/barrel brent crude by Monday is, like, an optimistic outcome.

06.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 126 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
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06.03.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 105 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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I think we can AI the oil

06.03.2026 15:26 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Graham Planter and its just Mr. Peanut with a sonnerad

05.03.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Candace Owens @RealCandaceO
Charlie Kirk was the first casualty of the War in Iran.
Never forget what they did to him.
8:46 AM β€’ Mar 6, 2026 β€’ 1.8M Views

Candace Owens @RealCandaceO Charlie Kirk was the first casualty of the War in Iran. Never forget what they did to him. 8:46 AM β€’ Mar 6, 2026 β€’ 1.8M Views

folks,, I am so sorry to bring this over but It’s genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve seen this week.

06.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 271 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 16
always sunny title card reading β€œthe gang solves the gas crisis”

always sunny title card reading β€œthe gang solves the gas crisis”

06.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If the ballistic missile appears stationary, you gotta start hauling ass my brother

06.03.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 165 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
Please sir I want some more

Please sir I want some more

Please sir

06.03.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In 2013 I had a summer job with the county that paid 14 bucks an hour and I would give out carne asada and PBR every weekend like I was Boss Tweed

06.03.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

God I feel like the on cinema Oscar special is gonna go so hard

06.03.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She brent on my crude til I hormuz

06.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cool 90's music fest with goo goo dolls and match box 20

06.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sniped me

06.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AXIOS: W.E.D.EM BOYZ SAID THAT HIS GOAL IS TO READ MORE BOOKS AND THAT HE WANTS TO KEEP DOOMSCROLLING ON HIS PHONE

06.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Only 4 more days to go!

06.03.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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You heard it here first:

Swalwell gives up his House seat, loses the Governors race, joins Crockett on MSNOW for a morning show.

06.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
that green nut ice cream

that green nut ice cream

gotta get some of

06.03.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 312 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 35

Doug burger lmao

06.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

we didn't get taco trucks on every corner and now iran is going to get migas? this is bullshit

06.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0