(Hilariously, we keep having to pull millet sprouts from the bed because the birds shake seeds loose from the feeder. But I don't mind, we're putting them elsewhere to grow up and hopefully attract even more birds.)
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Trans dude sometimes called Betty, any/all pronouns. Uberrime's social media jester & webshop goblin. Former (or perhaps simply hiatused) sex blogger. Nerd, kinkster, autistic disaster. ๐ค
(Hilariously, we keep having to pull millet sprouts from the bed because the birds shake seeds loose from the feeder. But I don't mind, we're putting them elsewhere to grow up and hopefully attract even more birds.)
the nursery we love's native flower section was picked clean and our budget was tight. It's still pleasing to the butterflies and bees, so I'm happy! 2/2
A back yard covered in polleny-looking tree debris, with a rusty retired clothesline in the middle. It now has a metal garden tub surrounding it, filled with various flowers. A bird feeder hangs from the clothesline thing.
A closer look at the flowers. Among them is a fake flower that's a solar powered light.
Anxiety and depression's been pretty bad lately, so this weekend I've been trying to spend as much time as possible outside, in the fresh air, away from screens.
A recent freeze wiped out a lot of our little flower bed, so we replanted it this weekend. I prefer to do native flowers but 1/2
A fantasy dildo with a rounded, almost phallic head, a deeply curved shaft lined with subtle artistic ridges, and a flared base decorated with more artistic ridges and a clitoral nub at the tip.
An alien dildo with a curved, finger-like tip, a shaft that gets girthier towards the middle, and a flared base with a clitoral nub at the tip.
Looking for a fantasy dildo with a dramatic curve?
Here we have the Atlan Biomechanical in nola purple, pearl blue, and pearl pink; and an Aliter Alien in nebula and pearl pink. Dramatic curves... in pink!
Find all our fantasy designs here: https://uberrime.com/collections/fantasy-dildos
Genuinely one of Uberrime's coolest designs IMO.
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it
Anyways.
Definitely! Luckily I get my care through Folx (Florida's made it damn near impossible to get a local doc anyway) and they've been pretty great about any pushback or requests/suggestions I've had.
Absolutely the eff not ๐ She already manages to scare the crap out of me at least once every time I come in hahaha
Oh nooo! Better luck next time, hopefully. I'm sorry it tricked you, I definitely assumed the same based on appearance ๐
I'm gonna see if I can hunt some down here! Orlando has a lot of specialty grocers... supposedly it's grown some places in south Florida too, so fingers crossed!
I have a wonderful and super patient partner who does my injections for me. Which allows me to focus on fake coughing and thus mostly ignore the pinch. But the anticipation is bruuutal. Might as well be hunted for sport ๐
Doc okayed me switching from 7 days between T shots to just 5.
I feel much better physically and mentally... other than a recent return of being absolutely terrified of needles.
Dudes on Reddit warned me to never trust that you're "over it" cus it'll come back randomly ๐ฌ and yeah, woof.
In just a few minute's time, we're going to be launching our Spring Sale!!
2:30 PM today through 11:59 PM Sunday (MST) we'll be running a sale of $15-$80 off depending on what you spend! Discounts will apply at checkout.
simplyelegantglass.com/collections/...
All Uberrime suction cups are hand beveled. Felicia (who does mail/inventory/admin) is incredibly good at it!
Congratulations on 4 years! ๐ฅณ
Let's kick off a full month of Made-To-Order-Magic at 20% off, shall we? It also happens to be Squidly Co's 4th Birthday Today! ๐๐๐ #dongsky #customs
Every time Inkscape crashes on me, I get another inch closer to sucking the devil's dick and just paying for Adobe.
Prettyyyyy!
Need a little seafoam splendor in your collection?
These twinkly toys are in 00-30 soft and some of the larger ones feature large bullet vibe inserts in the base!
Two recent freezes screwed up a lot of my flowers, but I think it's safe to start replenishing the yard ๐ชด
On days like this I would probably kill a man for a nice study patio swing ๐
After days and days of being sick it's nice to sit outside and bake in the sun a little. ๐
That's so cool! ๐ฅฐ
Omg yaโll!!! The dildo I designed is up for an award!!! It was a collaborative effort between @scaledsin.bsky.social @ppsculptors.bsky.social and I, and I feel so proud ๐ฅฐ๐ฅณ
Please vote for Celia!!!
They are open to all non-pop suggestions hahaha ๐ I asked if we could play some Sabrina the other day and they booed me ๐
I love all of you and I need you to stop despairing so aggressively, because that is exactly what they want us to do. They want us to give up hope and self-immolate so that they don't have to kill us. Instead, choose to be loud and angry and protect your neighbors and fight the fascists.
It baffles me to see artists protest generative AI images and yet use it to generate text, and to see writers protest generative AI text and yet use it to generate images. If you understand the damage it does to your industry, then you should recognize the same thing goes for other uses.
"Numb and spicy" hmm. How did that taste?
Ooooh that spiky friend looks so neat! Google says it tastes like a pineapple and strawberry cross? I'm so jealous! I hope it tastes as good as it sounds!
Happy Thursday everyone!
We just added a few new pieces to our collection, including a howling good toy~
hey bluesky wanna hear a cool noise? this is the Jellyfish 4 being popped.
I've never used Throne so I can't specifically comment on that, but I believe anything advertised as sold by Amazon that is *also* sold by other sellers is at risk for this, even if the default option is Amazon sale and fulfillment? So Amazon Basics brand fine, Scott tp sold by Amazon not fine.