Quincey Morris stabs Dracula in the heart with a bowie knife. I genuinely believe that US Americans should be their authentic selves and not try to copy other people.
06.03.2026 19:20
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Quincey Morris stabs Dracula in the heart with a bowie knife. I genuinely believe that US Americans should be their authentic selves and not try to copy other people.
¡Coño, por fin! No la oración que le hubiera dado prioridad pero que se joda, lo celebro
I can get a Nutella Frosty here in Puerto Rico, and honestly, that and the Costco is USA putting its best face forward, ngl. Like, if that were all I knew of it, I'd only have fuzzy warm feelings about the country
If you're already spraying oil and thr eggs are still sticking, the pan wasn't hot enough
I just keep thinking how Musk's cuts directly affected the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration and it kind of makes me want to scream
Does this bit of regulation even cost them money? Like, imagine just implementing an obvious safety regulation and expecting companies to comply. That must be nice.
That's it. I'm against the First Amendment for elected officials specifically. It's way past time for most of them to shut the hell up.
There were and still are perfectly good candidates in the primary who are not Janet Mills.
Nah, these kind of Democrats are just damned
We are really going to regret the technology we have built.
Well, yeah, there are still kids in Rome now, you know
That's not a fucking thing.
This take sucks shit and so do you.
God, I hope that between their AI bets and media bets they end up never seen before kinds of broke (a long shot, I know)
Aparentemente son gorriones de barba amarilla. Yo estoy aquí despolvando Las Aves de Puerto Rico para repasar ☺️
Ah, que brutal, ese es nuevo para mí 😁
Que malo es tener un jodi'o reaccionario MAGA de mierda de médico y no poder cambiarlo porque no hay médicos en esta jodi'a isla. 🫤
Ah, sí, a mí que se parecían. Ese verde clarito es bien de ellos
Que cositas más lindas, de verdad que hay que salir a fuera a caminar y disfrutar la naturaleza que nos queda
Se me parecen a Bienteveos
I know that the NYPD is an essentially lawless gang with the budget of a small army that's held family members of the mayor hostage before, but try to have a spine, come on. And fire your police commissioner, she sucks.
I'm feeling very Elmo while AI is being Rocko, but these people are no Chloe
I don't give a shit about the hockey today. When it comes to the Olympics, I've been rooting for Russia since it was the USSR. Non-political, my ass, and you've got USA and Israel playing *jerkoff motion*
Trump is a great example of why parliaments are superior
Very legal and very cool, is unfortunately, an all-time great phrase
Noem is still destroying FEMA and Congress could stop her at any time.
I started getting angry when the Dubya administration started labeling people protesting the Afghanistan and Iraq Wars terrorists and I haven't really calmed down since 🤔
It's a magistrate judge.
Love that for incels, couldn't happen to worse people with worse slang 🫡
