Kristian "Borf" Boruff

I just saw a Waymo being driven by a human. I feel like this is an omen.

Good luck! What movie?

hasselback potatoes aren't on Tiktok.

One day we might have a good mayor.

I'm pretty sure I just drove past an ice arrest at the Americana at Brand

I am so pleased with my overly distracting desk lightning.

I've learned so much on this project. I just burnt a 15 amp fuse.... It's soldered to the board. Oh boy. One more project for tomorrow. Almost, almost, almost done.

Do people want to hear about LED light setups here? I've been working on 3D printing diffusers and wiring up a few hundred LEDs all over my desk.

Great! I didn't know they opened a new one. Same family? The photo of the wife sitting alone at the old Machinima adjacent location always makes me sad when I think about it.

What? It still exists?!?!

I'm looking at new keyboards and mice. I think the generational gap is that Zoomers want mice that weigh less than a handful of sand and keyboards that don't have half the keys. I just want my ten keys, wireless, hot swappable, and rgb because I'm a ridiculous nutjob.

My desk is going to GLOW

It'll be perfect once I add 152 RGB leds

He landed.

Grip and A/V question. I've been doing over/under wrapping for 20 years for cabling. A DP recently told me that I should never do that because it puts tension on the cables and when you run them out it causes knots.

I've always thought and experienced the exact opposite. Who is correct?

Never read reviews for movies you are looking forward to. I was expecting far more giant floppy penises in 28 Years Later.

L4 disc is an ugly pancake.

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Today in Chicago History: Rich Koz becomes Svengoolie, the city’s iconic ghost host Here’s a look back at what happened in the Chicago area on June 16, according to the Tribune’s archives.

“Son of Svengoolie” premiered with Rich Koz portraying the ghost host on this day in 1979.

This is going to be awesome!

Nice! We should meet up! I'm out there for Commander at Home

Anybody going to MagicCon in Las Vegas next weekend too?

Ballerina Overdrive will be far more fun that Ballerina.

They can't pay and in exchange hand me their crusty laptop with an unproduced screenplay on it.

Then I woke up and realized I slept through my first alarm and leapt out of bed to a white wall of pain from my back that is still injured. (In real life)

I jump up and start helping customers. I find one customer that was jamming marijuana cologne into their bag without paying. They turn invisible to sneak put until I angry-mom yank their arm over to the cash register.

All my coworkers were horrified, but the boss said, "Stop it! We accept everybody as long as you can make sales."
Then I realized that I have never sold any weed.
(Also true in real life)

I had a dream about working at a dispensary. A coworker was selling an alcohol and marijuana joint. I asked how that works and they offered to let me smoke. I said, "No, I've been sober for two years." (True in real life)

This is correct. But don't drive to get it.

I followed a bunch of art starter packs. I am jump scared with cgi porn on Bluesky ever since. I unfollow and yikes when more appears. I'm really just interested in 8 bit or 16 bit art that looks like it belongs in a video game or psychedelic art that looks like it belongs under a black light.