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Screenshot from The Pitt: Nurse Donnie speaks to a fox furry with her fursuit head removed. Caption: - Yep. You have heat exhaustion.
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Scylla!!!
I like to argue and I like to pet cats but I don't argue with seminarians and I don't pet tigers
I think there should be 13 Supreme Court justices. The original bearer of the Matrix should wield the Starsaber. One should have a beast-form. One has the Enigma of Combination. And so on.
I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally.
Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.
trying out a new feature, lmk if it works
US considering military support for Middle East oil and gas supplies
No Blood For Oil vs. Exactly How Much Oil Are We Talking About?
Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.
BREAKING: Georgia father found criminally responsible for his son's alleged school shooting.
A Georgia jury held Colin Gray criminally responsible for the alleged actions of his teenage son, Colt, in the 2024 Apalachee school shooting, which left two classmates and a pair of teachers dead.
whenever i make a post that seems like kind of a sweeping statement about something please know that i probably thought about it for 40 seconds total and i only sort of believe it
That's why I begin every post with ugly crying, the accurate if misleading way to launder uggo thoughts
they're trying to tell the American people that "blowback" is just something a couple of podcasters made up to sell more podcast. no material connection to reality
I lived a few streets down from the site where the Philadelphia Police Department firebombed an entire city block in 1985, and when I mention it in lecture most of my students seem absolutely incredulous
Here's me, Oct 2, 2022. "...apart from that print material, we’ve not stated his age with any specificity, so he could very well be well over 100 in Episode I if [you want] him to be."
25 years ago I published a Transformers novel. 23 years ago it was reviewed in the Harvard Crimson. And zero years ago (i.e. now) you can buy Generation Mechs, about TFs and fan culture
www.thecrimson.com/article/2003...
Actually, a literal coat of arms would be quite fashion. Very couture. Very vogue.
it fucken WIMDY
this cures what ails me every time
Thinking tonight of a specific set of comissions Art Adams did once of astoundingly detailed interconnected murals of enormous babes beating the brakes off of C-tier kaiju from Godzilla and Ultraman.
Nobody does it better!
stared at browt so much i had a vision
PANEL 1: NARRATOR: "Cultivating the measured NPR cadence and placid deference to the military that characterizes the ideal neoliberal subject, Clark Kent returns to the editorial meeting..." A group of DAILY PLANET reporters are in a meeting, Clark Kent is responding to a question from his boss. CLARK: "Well, chief, the bombing campaign--" PANEL 2: Clark is talking and the other reporters and co-workers look unhappy. CLARK: "Obviously war in the region is not-ah-"ideal," but regime change could ultimately provide socioeconomic benefits that far outweigh the regrettable civilian casualties..." CLARK (thinking): "As Superman, last son of Krypton, these words of course sicken me; however, it's Clark Kent's job to manufacture consent!" PANEL 3: (inset in a larger panel) One reporter is whispering to another. REPORTER: "Kent is such an off-putting sociopath" REPORTER 2: "I hope he kills himself". An arrow points to this inset panel that reads "Thanks to super-hearing" from Clark's ear. Clark is smiling and thinking to himself. CLARK (thinking): "Looks like my secret identity as Clark Kent is safe...FOR NOW!"
the mild manners are job security, baby
www.noncanon.com/comics/2026-...
PANEL 1: Two adult ducks are putting away chairs in a classroom. STEVE: "You don't actually believe that stuff though--" BLAKE: "'Course I do. We're animate corpses on a dead world birthed from the sin of God's longing. We're damned to suffer, y'know?" PANEL 2: STEVE: "If you start from the premise that existence itself is a kind of sin, well then nothing matters. Nothing can matter at that level!" PANEL 3: Blake leans on the teacher's desk. STEVE: "You can do anything because your predamnation means your actions have no meaning!" BLAKE: "Steve, buddy, we talked about this, okay?" PANEL 4: BLAKE: "God doesn't owe you, okay, meaning or logic or like a schema of-of rules. God doesn't even owe you life, buddy." PANEL 5: BLAKE: "But this isn't an owing thing, this is a-a definitional problem with the idea of choice, let alone morality!" BLAKE: "Sounds like that big brain of yours is trying to give God homework, buddy."
after the meeting
49 minutes
www.noncanon.com/comics/2026-...
August: the sun is a cop
November: missing my friend the sun 😞
March: I would shoot and kill God for the touch of my beautiful ex-lover the sun
June: the sun is a cop
And you know, you can extend from this to a real important corallary to "Everyone is 12 Now" theory is "There has been a generation-long project to keep people 12."
Conservative news and opinon outlets, regressive mass audience entertainment products, etc. all propagandize a chilidish worldview.
Also the only really smart critique in a movie of violent video games which is not that they make kids violent but that the military would use gaming to recruit kids and the intentional blurring of gaming and drone warfare would intentionally blur war. bsky.app/profile/maxk...
Roughly 100 ICE vehicles are on their way to a warehouse in Western Maryland, as signs mount of an impending operation here.
The secret hero of Moore's Swamp Thing run.
