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Eric Sanford

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Writer @LookoutLanding.bsky.social & beer league goalie. Go M’s, Kraken, Torrent. Abolish ICE, destroy White supremacy, abortion is healthcare, Capitalism is a cancer. AI is trash. Free Palestine πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Tips appresh’d: https://lnk.bio/sanford_and_son

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that was an extremely weird choice, but season 2 had several of the best episodes IMHO due to that choice, sorta

06.03.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Your comprehensive guide to the World Baseball Classic Flags fly forever.

an excellent guide to the World Baseball Classic by @95coffeespoons.bsky.social

Go DR, Go Japan, Go Mexico, Go Venezuela

www.lookoutlanding.com/world-baseba... @lookoutlanding.bsky.social #WBC

06.03.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

06.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 9729 πŸ” 1808 πŸ’¬ 103 πŸ“Œ 117
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The utility of a β€œboring, yet elite” ballplayer for the Seattle Mariners For those who let their bat do the yappin’

for those who walk the talk or something like that

www.lookoutlanding.com/seattle-mari... @lookoutlanding.bsky.social #Mariners #SpringTraining

06.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

god damn this is funny🀣

06.03.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
"You don't belong in a clubhouse. You don't belong in a meeting room right next to the coach's room."

Joe Maddon says the Angels' front office and analytics department became "too intrusive."

"You don't belong in a clubhouse. You don't belong in a meeting room right next to the coach's room." Joe Maddon says the Angels' front office and analytics department became "too intrusive."

oh yeah for sure man. the ANGELS analytics group was TOO present. definitely.

06.03.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 136 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 5
Headline of a Q&A in New Yorker formatting

Headline: A panicked middle-aged man refuses to tell me directions to the bathroom.

Subhed: Please, I just have to pee. I'm in a hurry.

By Isaac Chotiner
March 4, 2026

Headline of a Q&A in New Yorker formatting Headline: A panicked middle-aged man refuses to tell me directions to the bathroom. Subhed: Please, I just have to pee. I'm in a hurry. By Isaac Chotiner March 4, 2026

Excuse me.

Oh, God. Oh, no. Holy shit. Get away from me.

I was wondering if you knew where the bathrooms are.

Look, I'm ... it's not a crime to scroll through your high school girlfriend's Instagram account. We remained friends after high school! I was at her wedding! It's only natural to see how she's doing.

Excuse me. Oh, God. Oh, no. Holy shit. Get away from me. I was wondering if you knew where the bathrooms are. Look, I'm ... it's not a crime to scroll through your high school girlfriend's Instagram account. We remained friends after high school! I was at her wedding! It's only natural to see how she's doing.

I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I'm afraid that if I choose the wrong corridor, I'll be late for my train.

I think they're down that way, but I'm actually from out of town. Please stop talking to me.

I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I'm afraid that if I choose the wrong corridor, I'll be late for my train. I think they're down that way, but I'm actually from out of town. Please stop talking to me.

Real quick, though. I agree that it's natural to be interested in an old friend, but aren't you afraid about the message you might be sending by liking a picture of her at the beach from 2015?

If that did happen, and I'm only going off your word, it was probably an accident. They put the ... scroll bars or whatever ... close to the thumbs up button. People have been complaining about that for years. I've been complaining about that for years.

Real quick, though. I agree that it's natural to be interested in an old friend, but aren't you afraid about the message you might be sending by liking a picture of her at the beach from 2015? If that did happen, and I'm only going off your word, it was probably an accident. They put the ... scroll bars or whatever ... close to the thumbs up button. People have been complaining about that for years. I've been complaining about that for years.

04.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 2470 πŸ” 498 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 14
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Adopt A Rent β€” Stand With Minnesota Adopt the rent of a family impacted by the ICE occupation in Minneapolis

Stand With Minnesota is out of donors for Adopt A Rent, and we currently have way more rent needs than we can cover!

Want to directly support a MN immigrant family in urgent need to help keep them safe and housed?

Fill out our form here: standwithminnesota.com/adoptarent

Thank you! πŸ’

04.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 184 πŸ” 228 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 7

Why why why why are seattle dog owners so fucking bad at picking up their own dog’s shit?!?!! I shouldn’t have to monitor my child’s every step around the block. They step in dog shit at least twice a month

04.03.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Flying Squirrel Pizza & Toronado Seattle

04.03.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This Saturday in Olympia there appears to be fascist gathering.

apps.des.wa.gov/CampusEvents...

03.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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03.03.2026 05:38 πŸ‘ 1157 πŸ” 225 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Hockey players built different, man

03.03.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

5 year olds today: i have every piece of media i could ever want to consume, on demand at all times, designed specifically for my likes and interests

5 year old me: i guess i have to listen to the crash test dummies

02.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Come and get yr wood, Seattle

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02.03.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Great place to Adolf himself when the time comes

02.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the amount of internet and media literacy you need to understand and not get fooled by breaking news now is ridiculous, more than you could expect from any normal person

02.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 102 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hi I work for a locally owned salvage/vintage business called Earthwise Salvage & we are opening a brand new reclaimed lumber-focused store on Mon & if you wanted to help me organically spread the word by sharing this video, you would be the coolest person I know🫑 www.instagram.com/reel/DVR7Chm...

28.02.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking propaganda rag. Embarrassing shit

01.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is innnnn-sane design lmao

01.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We hate kids. Like SO MUCH. We vote for the guns. We vote for the bombs. We protect the rapists. We have LEOs physically restraining parents from trying to save their children in Uvalde. We just blew up a school in Iran. We love Jeffrey Epstein and his friends. They run the country.

28.02.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 4204 πŸ” 985 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 43

When this ICE shit started, a mutual I’d never met asked how to help. I sent him to a friend’s kid’s preschool that was struggling to find patrollers. He’s been there almost daily, even in brutal cold, at a school where he didn’t know anyone, to keep folks safe. We finally met and got beers tonight.

01.03.2026 04:55 πŸ‘ 6830 πŸ” 581 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 38

We have this bullshit that doesn’t even work instead of free healthcare

01.03.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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How can baseball connect of all Black history? The writer Pat Ellington Jr. shows [eyeblack] how Francisco Lindor and Ronald AcuΓ±a helped him reclaimed the fullness of Black history.

NEW: I spoke to the journalist and researcher Pat Ellington, Jr., whose singular work expands the fullness and depth of Black history through Francisco Lindor, Ronald AcuΓ±a, and the global impact of baseball.

issa very, very special BHM edition of [eyeblack]:

27.02.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 11

I think it’s bad that world leaders and school children are being killed at the whims of pedophile freaks so their pedophile friends can profit

28.02.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time."
Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed.
That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.

We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time." Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed. That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

28.02.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 6088 πŸ” 2054 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 125

β€œThe forces we are up against have made peace with mass death. They are treasonous to this world and its human and non-human inhabitants.”

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Also give us a follow if u like funny and/or unhinged videos about cool old stuff 🫑🫑🫑🫑

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Hi I work for a locally owned salvage/vintage business called Earthwise Salvage & we are opening a brand new reclaimed lumber-focused store on Mon & if you wanted to help me organically spread the word by sharing this video, you would be the coolest person I know🫑 www.instagram.com/reel/DVR7Chm...

28.02.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bowery by Magnolia Electric Co. on AppleΒ Music Song Β· 2005 Β· Duration 3:41

Crazy that I heard and connected with this song in like late 2006 working at Everyday Music before I had any fucking idea what real adult heartbreak was like, and now it’s 20 years old

music.apple.com/us/album/bow...

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