darcy lewis.

[idly filing her nails.

diner’s boring tonight.

someone come bother her.]

[idly filing her nails.

diner’s boring tonight.

someone come bother her.]

[yawns in waitress.]

i wish a hot girl was kissing me right now.

don’t make me repeat myself.

that one too.

i hope you plan on paying for that.

[motions to her uniform.]

you’re in a diner, doofus. now are you ready to order?

you ready to order or do i need to slack off until you are?

hey.

[raising an eyebrow.]

i can’t imagine why. unless you know a lot of waitresses with big boobs.

my gay ass can’t handle it.

shit……sucks to be me, i guess.

[struggling from gay panic.]

[on high alert.]

where?!

// gremlin let me gently push darcy toward yelena 🥺

𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐃𝐎𝐖 | 𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐒𝐏𝐘 | 🔞
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✘ - #MCURP | #BSRP
✘ - MCU | Movies | Comics | AU
✘ - Lewd Earned | SFW
✘ - Ace | Bisexual | Sex-Positive
✘ - Mature Themes
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𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓 / 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄

💬: well.

💬: can’t say i’ve never been one to go against the grain. 😏

i wish a hot girl was kissing me right now.

women 🥺

[fingernails tapping against the counter.

bored at work. again.]

// sometimes i get in a certain mood where i wanna portray some of my characters a certain way 😵‍💫

[blink blink. thinks for a moment.]

nope, doesn’t ring any bells.

@kapetaniosamerikis.bsky.social

you look familiar. do i know you from somewhere?

@bombshellmandy.bsky.social

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>.>

<.<

……right swipe.