Tech bro types being attended on by someone whose only job is to say “Shut up nerd”. World leaders giving speeches with the occasional reedy voice piping up “Your hair looks shit and you’re wearing paedophile shoes”. You get the idea.
I might start a petition.
In Rome when a leader was awarded a Triumph, a fella followed him all day saying “Remember, you are just a man”.
I like this public externalisation of self doubt, & being as all of today’s great and good are fuck-eyed sociopaths without an ounce of self reflection, we should bring this back.
The thing is though, no matter how ludicrous the figure one uses as a comparison, they’re always unquestionably a much better leader than him.
They did, however, slag off Liam Gallagher when they played Leicester Uni in 1995 so they’re not *all* bad.
I am heavily invested in hearing your findings.
Me: ~has been crying for half an hour watching Punch the Monkey vids~
My wife: “Aw, you’re clearly upset about something else aren’t you? Dyou want to talk about it?”
Me: ~sob~ That ~sob~ poor ~sob~ little ~sob~ MONKEEEEEEEEEEY! ~sobbing somehow intensifies~
“Done”
(I don’t care if people don’t know what I’m talking about and I refuse to provide context)
No, it was “Tony the Tiger flicking spunk into someone’s eyes”, which was a different one?
Or was it Tony the Tiger? My brain is failing me…
They’re right, mind.
Although I will always hold a place in my heart for “Movies with a scene where Santa comes on to do a massive shit” tbh.
Betty luxuriates on her favourite blanket which now nestles on her cat sofa.
Preach
Q: What do you call a Mercian king who has reduced his prices?
A: Special Offa
I can barely muster up the energy to hate the Tories, that’s how utterly ineffectual Badenoch is. She’s such a dreadful leader than I now find that I *would* give them the steam off of my piss.
"SHIT"
"FUCK"
"NO"
"FUCK"
"SHIT"
"FUCK"
It will take more than one post to list all the ways in which the right have no media literacy whatsoever. They love the noise & sound films & TV make without understanding what any of it means. So anyway, let's go through some of the clips they used in support of their illegal and immoral war. 1/7
“Because of course…”
This scene would fit seamlessly into True Detective s1.
Back in the day, a message board I frequented had a lady like this. She kept linking to her own message board and out of curiosity I checked it out.
It was all posts and replies from her.
Reader, I ran*.
* figuratively
I’d watch a reboot of Lovejoy starring Ian McShane, but scripted by the people behind Deadwood.
Sitting Bull had two brothers. Stretching Crab and Wanking Chimp.
I love my Red Indian Book of Red Indian Facts. (Ladybird, 1970)
12 months and two days ago
I would really like to hear Liam Gallagher say "Sunni and Shiite Islam". Perhaps as part of the lyrics to a song.
Is there anyone here that can make this happen?
I want them to win the CL and get relegated. It’s the most Spurs outcome.
It’s not spite that makes me want to see Tottenham relegated. It’s basically the same urge that makes someone go “Yeah, course I do!” when asked if they want to see a dead body.
Has no one intercut this with Partridge dancing for the commissioning editor of the BBC?
Really? No one?
Honestly…
The smell of a thousand Carling powered farts blended with Lynx Africa. If it had a sound this horror it would be Kasabian.
Oooooh a proper fistfight on my street! #TwitchingCurtains
“Proud to say I've been invited to visit Israel later this year. I'll be going to apologise on behalf of every decent Irish person for my country's descent into medieval antisemitism.” What a fucking arsehole.
Schneider’s kicked him out then…
