sarah cuvier 🦈

a sketch of a smartphone with tactile buttons for home/window/back, headphone jack, no AI BS, sim card thingy you can open with your nail, camera that doesn't cover the damn screen, and a 5 inch/127mm screen which is a reasonable size

I wouldn't say I'm massively into phones or anything but I sketched this out of frustration bc why are there no modern phones with these features, it would be so perfect and I'm mad the only ones are old and slow

yes i am technology hater bc i do not like the slop machine or the monkey jpegs. that is all tech that exists

that 'techno-pessimist' blocklist is so funny man everyone's in there and it's got like 2 users

what doesit sayy

if more ppl coped by writing batshit insane fanfiction the world would be a better place ngl

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It’s a panel from powerup comics where the text has been edited: “what’s your opinion on women’s day as far as I’m concerned, all days are for women”

Being all lesbian artist is great bc if you draw yuri you’re delusional and making everything about lesbians if you draw het you’re a fake lesbian and if you draw yaoi you’re just a male-centered fujoshi and all you end up with is shame

ME IN HELL LOOKING FOR THE THE INVENTOR OF .WEBP

grats ^^

tumblr post by user sapphling from August of 2023 reading: "sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher" "You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this? Then they have screenshotted tags left on their post by another user reading: "crying screaming and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn't REALLY die and come back to life all those times" sapphling follows that with "no that part was real"

@hackintimseeley.bsky.social

in a bag

<--- this shar turns 25(meters tall) today

the doctor who did my blood test today wasn't sure if i was transmasc or transfem i win at gender 🏆🦈

it's march and my bday is coming up i should let myself be more self indulgent rn

Chomps drawn in a sketch sheet style! She is lifting her fro on two parts of the page, wearing a cheeky smile and an inquisitive, confident gaze. In the center, she is facing away from the viewer, looking over her shoulder as her fingers glide along the water.

“I’ll Save The Day!”

CHOMPS, My Favorite Bae to Watch 🛟🦈🤍🖤💛🧡

🎨 @pibbbou.bsky.social

It's incredible how it was revealed that the anti-trans push over the past decade was concocted in no small part by a literal PEDOPHILE CONSPIRACY and the reaction of transphobic lawmakers, journalists, academics has been a shrug and a "well, we gotta
carry out the orders from pedophile island"

The front of my pants with a little paw print exactly in the middle of my groin.

The culprit of said paw print, my little puppy, an Aussie-poodle pug mix, plays in the steps, more muddy little paw prints all around her.

She bonked me on the nuts and went right back out to play in the mud.

bite hazard

look at the resources they're willing to commit to terrorize people but not feed or house people

i have no clue what's going on in the fandom discourse rn and imma keep it that way. it's always the same shit anyway, somebody who's into like vore going around tellin ppl that gore or sadomaso is basically like being a serial killer or smthn

hyena doodlin'

eel !!!!!!!

A wall full of mugs arranged in such a way that it looks like the mugs are repeating themselves, creating an uncomfortable illusion

Woe, wall of astigmatism be upon ye

Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 The phrase ‘Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen ‘His name’

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

OOOO BRRR ❄️🌊 cover up gurl

#furry #nsfw
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Full reference for Punk-MireGoji, as promised. <3