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Jeff (Jank Crank Hank)

@infocorn

Jank MTG. If your real one sucks or isnt around, I'm your cool internet dad now (and an actual dad). Blank feeds, gun pervs, fash sucklers, and crypto/ai chodes get the instablock. He/him.

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Latest posts by Jeff (Jank Crank Hank) @infocorn

Fuck yes.
Own that shit!

06.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You're too kind!

04.03.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I did a test run of 8 on shitty cheap paper with my shitty basic printer and it really upped the grime/zine feels

04.03.2026 03:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I bet @onionbug.bsky.social wants one lol

04.03.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Made a Leo #TMNT #magicthegathering #commander deck and went etb tokens as the theme. Needed a wizard token so I went punk zine style for this #custommagic. Used paint markers for the name & p/t. All art assets CC0/copyright free and atrributed on the cards.

04.03.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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See now I think this would be a neat Trans alter. But it is an Anson Maddocks which...

28.02.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Straight Orzhov nonsense and a top 10. Coming off a bad commander night last night needed this

28.02.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Swap out pu erh for the matcha and you've got yourself a Jank Crank Hank in attendance

26.02.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Uh me?

26.02.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Incredible shot of Rep. Al Green holding up a "BLACK PEOPLE AREN'T APES!" sign with Trump in the foreground from photographer Kenny Holston (Getty)

25.02.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 16126 πŸ” 4224 πŸ’¬ 260 πŸ“Œ 186

excited to hear tech companies will now be allowed to build their own power plants for their data centers. i am sure the makers of "the app that tells kids to kill themselves" will responsibly operate coal plants

25.02.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 5411 πŸ” 848 πŸ’¬ 95 πŸ“Œ 14
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two cartoon characters are sitting at a table with the words see this button written above them ALT: two cartoon characters are sitting at a table with the words see this button written above them

For my first go...eh? Maybe something good. Maybe something bad?

moxfield.com/decks/u8Y6qE...

24.02.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nice thx!

22.02.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

everyone loved the tech industry's free music and friendship machines of 20-30 years ago. it's unclear what could be causing people to feel the opposite about the industry's new racism and insanity machine

21.02.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 10075 πŸ” 2274 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 14

I am dying to know more.

22.02.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Continuing the proud tradition of Tech Dicks Whomst I Not Only Want to But Could Beat in a Fight.

21.02.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Right. Will get on this when home. Sitting idle at a pre-employment drug,etc. screen

21.02.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think I may go with Spike/William thr Bloody as *hero*
And Syndrome as villain.
Your pick.

21.02.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You do not under any circumstances have to hand it to Neal "American companies shouldn't be held liable for child slavery" Katyal.

He's pro-corporation. He's not pro-human rights or pro-consumer by any stretch.

21.02.2026 12:33 πŸ‘ 1224 πŸ” 197 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 4

How did i miss that there's a discord?

21.02.2026 11:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also quite apart from it being rich white right-wing men (as it always is) instead of the Secret Woke Mind Virus, they imagined it as a bunch of hypercompetent anime villains whereas in reality it was just dudes emailing each other in plaintext asking for directions to the Sex Trafficking Island

20.02.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 1617 πŸ” 217 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Don't access this site, for any reason.
Signed, a former intel girlie

19.02.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 424 πŸ” 239 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 4

I won Elastica tickets for calling into the night shift guy's trivia contest for knowing the name of Monica's restaurant on FRIENDS in S1 and S2.

I was not allowed to go to the show since it was on a school night.

21.02.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whew.
Listen you're already way fucking cooler than me in my gutter ass english as it is without limping along in bad French

21.02.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mon dieu!
Je ne savais pas que Mlle Maytrix parlait franΓ§ais ! Mon franΓ§ais est horrible parce que j'ai utilisΓ© Duolingo, qui est vraiment nul.

21.02.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Its a performative crew cost like in Un sets.
You tap a topheavy creature and shake your head back and forth.

20.02.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was looking at it and it looks like a ton of ultra Edition's pre-made stuff as far as enemies and NPCs will Port really nicely into at least the first prototype of the rules

20.02.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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7:7 - A Dying Card Game by nacnudllah A print & play MΓ–RK BORG Compatible card game

Yo, @claymorerpgs.bsky.social

I got the green light to mash FIST into thr 7:7 card game.

Yknow.
This one.

It's fuckin ON.

19.02.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I like this while simultaneously understanding that wizards of the coast is jingling keys in my face and I'm clapping my hands and laughing at it lol

18.02.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I ADORE/ED Edge and NeoLorwyn. Fun, thematic, and well-done. But just still second fiddles to FF and ATLA. And that just is what infuriates me as a long-time player.

17.02.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0