Fran

Today the universe aligned with my goals when a power cut justified me having an afternoon nap.

I thought I was done with parenthood. But the tortoises had other plans | Emma Beddington Just when my husband and I were getting used to the empty nest, there’s a new occupant to worry about. We have never felt more helpless, writes Emma Beddington

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre... this article really sums up how hard it is to navigate tortoise care

I’ve missed football fans on trains, apparently every beer you drink is a month off your life expectancy but you want to go at 70 rather than 90

Jersey tiger moth says hi

A long hair brown cat with ridiculously long white whiskers and serious ear floofs.

Pickles is one goddamn handsome cat, my god. Just look at him.

Unsending always draws more attention. You may as well just enjoy the drama