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Matt Murphy

@mmurphyenglish

Middle/High School English Teacher, Middling Guitar Player, Lover of Medieval Literature and Shakespeare, Big Fan of Enjambment (he/him)

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Almond. It seems like oat milk tends to have weird stuff in it.

04.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was a fine establishment.

03.03.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Allegedly

02.03.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Stan the Man has the rizz!!

01.03.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Welsh Elvis could sing.

28.02.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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His cousin Bruce says hello

28.02.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That looks really interesting!

26.02.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My first reaction is that it is negligent to teach advanced HS world history and not read Fanon, but then I wondered if it was on the test. Now I’m headed to my beer fridge. There has to be another way.

25.02.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Doing nothing makes a loud statement.

24.02.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rhode Island doesn’t count

24.02.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe the ones that did failed to survive.

23.02.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You will make the rest of us look bad.

23.02.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I want to see it in centimeters before I render an opinion.

23.02.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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23.02.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They build character

23.02.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. There is a very nice ice cream place in Concord, Massachusetts that insists on using Hyrox instead of Oreo in their Cookies and Cream. I’m not sure if it’s a New England thing or what but it is in fact a thing.

23.02.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A couple of my students did, but most of them wrote about Ponyboy

23.02.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is treating whatever you are reading as an escape room. One and done, give me my grade please.

22.02.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When you come home with all those sweet stuffed animals from the county fair, he will change his tune.

22.02.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gold medal!

22.02.2026 05:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🀘🏼

22.02.2026 05:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She’s gonna bust a cap in his square ass

22.02.2026 03:04 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I tried that on an exam on β€œKing Lear.” Hey, try batting .570 in the MLB before you judge me.

22.02.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

IMHO, having a social media presence is an important part of your job β€” I always thought it was better to cut a want rather than a need. Your account informs and helps people.

21.02.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for carrying the torch

21.02.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks to both of you!

21.02.2026 05:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So much for that. Now for our Irish wars:

21.02.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was just thinking about this while shoveling snow. It’s like we are on some adult episode of Jackass or Punkd but we are actually destroying important things and the joke is on us. Like those shows, it’s not funny. Unlike those shows, it matters.

21.02.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In this case, the movie is better than the book

21.02.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is that Zelensky?

20.02.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0