The Last Picture Joe

Finally warm enough to open some windows and this guy’s obsessed. So many smells

Aight finally watched Hamnet, here’s my final ruling

The most stoned teenager I’ve ever seen in my life just delivered my pizza an hour late and was like “I didn’t know it apartment 1 was upstairs or downstairs”

Damage was done, don’t get me wrong, but it could have been much worse

I am on such a Western kick right now and I am so happy this is happening after I was at that cowboy store in Portland because right now I would drop a thousand fucking dollars there

please enjoy this photo of Dr Jones when the madness takes him and his eyes glaze over

This is how I’m feeling with just Hamnet left to go

I remain dubious, but this is encouraging intel

For those keeping score, I still need The Secret Agent, Hamnet, Marty Supreme, It Was Just an Accident, If I Had Legs I’d Kick You, and *shudder* Song Sung Blue

For the first time in . . . maybe ever? I’m on track to have seen not only all the Best Picture movies, but everything in the acting and writing categories as well. Six to go before next Sunday, totally doable

Perhaps predictably, Blue Moon fucking destroyed me

It was pretty good! Has an extremely fun DeForest Kelley performance. I did just lock in and force myself to tolerate the lousy transfer though, so I still have no idea what the answer to my original question is.

This idiot doesn’t even know I just ordered him some sashimi for his birthday

Had two whiskeys with lunch, which is something I recommend

Can someone please just do it

How many times total do you think Kirk is dumbstruck when he goes to meet a specialist in the transporter room and it turns out to be a sexy lady

Hey if I paid real American money to rent WARLOCK (1959) on a paid platform, would it be the same horrible pixilated transfer that’s on the free-with-ads platforms? I suspect noted oater-binger @petreraleigh.bsky.social may know

Old enough to remember when posting this got you banned from the Ultimate-Guitar.com message boards

Hey whatever happened to that stuff about Sam Altman allegedly molesting his little sister?

I’ve become convinced after binging Andrew Hickey’s History of Rock Music in 500 Songs podcast that the boomer music biopic we actually need is one for The Monkees

If I get it this is me the very next day after I’m diagnosed

Bob Rafelson just came up on a podcast I was listening to and now I miss the old Poopy’s on the Strip account. Anyone have the clip handy?

This has me wondering if I could credibly pull off becoming a hat guy

For some reason I believe in my heart that porno will go back to not being incest-themed by default when MAGA suffers its final defeat

As a short man, one of the things I’m enjoying most about A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is the way everyone is like “who’s this freak idiot, holy shit what the fuck” when a really tall guy comes around

Sorry for the incessant Henryposting, I deactivated my IG a couple weeks ago but the world still needs to see my beautiful boy

Everyone’s talking about the image, but I’m hung up on “Marvel meets The Office”. That’s supposed to be an indicator that it’s *not* slop? That might be the sloppiest combination of words I’ve ever heard

Of course you do

Cc: @moldybasil.bsky.social

He is transfixed by the bubbles