Lady A

omg r u okay

averaging about $4.42/gal across my city today, though i don't know if my conversion tool is in USD or Canadian. thinking probably USD. CAD dollar is like .70¢ to your $1.00.
either way, excellent choice on your part!

welp, picked a bad week to be slow on filling up my gas tank.

They misunderstood so many of these movies, it's actually stunning.
Glaring ones I noticed before turning it off are Gunn's Superman, Star Wars and Tropic Thunder.
They are so stupid. They are just so, so, so fuckign dumb.

think about all the glorious things you did online before tracking you became part of the internet.
i was a member of nsync. i fell for the cat grown in a jar prank. i downloaded so many cars.

sincerely, music band

my post about grandma labia faced Kristi Noem lost me like, 50 followers. but not old Chad Kroger here. Chadnickel001. What a creative name on Bluesky.com. a screenshot of my followers and on top is a fake Chad Kroger account. Real if you want to believe in magic.

oh god, thank you sir. thank you for your follow sir chad kroger. can I borrow $800

YOU ASKED FOR THIS!

Downfall. Kristi Noem Edition:

Tobias fünke portraits where he’s wearing four different outfits - professor, doctor, tennis player, and leather + ball gag

kristi noem running the department of homeland security

Okay but Dingle has such a cool hostel.

I'm sorry to you as well, there are no words to describe just how sorry I am, how I wish you did not have to feel the things I know you are and how I hope the intensity fades enough for you to catch your breath.
My dogs saved my life once too. Hold those babies close and sleep, if you're able. 🤍

maybe america shouldn't've made a horror-clown into its totalitarian god-emperor idk

I remember vividly the first week alone after my Mom passed and how existing felt like pain I didn't even know was possible. My heart truly, truly goes out to you.

Lure 'em in with an a/s/l? And then go for the kill by asking them if they KISS THEIR SISTERS

I joined Yahoo and made an email specifically to yell at and mock Americans in grade 6 because we had a couple of boys from Texas come do a learning exchange at our school for a few days, and they were such buttholes that me and 3 other girls wanted revenge on all dumb yankee boys.

Angry Grandpa Simpson

I didn't give advice to single mothers in the chatrooms when I was 8 to be disrespected like this

Sometimes it's just surviving minute by minute. 🫂

*wooooOOOOoo"

comes in three colours, two consistencies

buy my phlegm

still coughing up the grossest things imaginable. thinking about starting a service to sell it because this doesn't seem like it's ever going to stop.

this is it

I wanna know how many of them have draft aged kids.

None of these people have any draft aged kids do they

the most pathetic part is that they genuinely believe they're better than everyone else here and it betrays the fact that they are deeply unhappy, insecure people. it's like the worst I Love LA characters except chronically online

Every bsky staff member keeps talking about how the goal is Nice Social Media but then the second they're even remotely pushed back against for something shitty, and they immediately crash out for multiple days crying about their subhuman userbase.

🤍 keep forgetting how well it works

BREAKING:

The Justice Department just posted online three FBI interviews that had been missing from the massive trove of Epstein files initially released.

They're related to unsubstantiated sexual assault allegations against Donald Trump.

DOC 1: www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

Canada: a good place to ask, "I wonder what's wrong with me?", over and over again until you're dead

hey does anyone know why I get heart palpitations every night at sunset? I'd ask a DR but I don't have 14 extra hours to wait at the ER, nor do I have an infinite number of days I can take off to try and get the daily 3-4 available urgent care spots.